Saturday, April 29, 2006

MUSIC > Rolling Stones Guitarist Injured in Figi


SYDNEY, Australia - Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards was hospitalized for a mild concussion he suffered while vacationing in Fiji, reportedly after falling out of a palm tree.

Richards, 62, was injured earlier this week and flown to a New Zealand hospital for treatment, band spokeswoman Fran Curtis said in a statement Saturday.

"Following treatment locally and as a precautionary measure, he flew to a hospital accompanied by his wife, Patti, for observation," Curtis said.

The statement did not elaborate on Richards' condition or explain how he was injured.

But media reports in Australia and New Zealand said Richards hurt his head after falling out of a palm tree at an exclusive Fiji resort and remained hospitalized in Auckland.

A newspaper report Sunday said Richards was flown to Auckland's Ascot Hospital on Thursday after the accident. Hospital duty manager Steve Kirby would not comment on whether Richards was a patient there, citing the hospital's privacy policy.

The Fijilive.com news Web site reported that the accident was believed to have happened at Fiji's exclusive Wakaya Club resort.

Resort employee Salesi Finau told The Associated Press that Richards and his wife recently stayed at the resort for about a week but would not say when they left or comment on reports of Richards' accident.

The Rolling Stones played a concert in Wellington on April 18 as part of their "A Bigger Bang" world tour.

According to the band's Web site, the Stones' next scheduled concert is at the Olympic Stadium in Barcelona, Spain, followed by 34 more dates across Europe.

DIGITAL > Web portal puts Chelsea in different league


FT.COM: Chelsea football club moved to capitalise on the growth of internet financial services with the launch on Friday of a new web portal that would give its fans access to independent financial advice.

The move – the first by a football club – will see Chelsea launch a branded portal that will give its customers advice about savings and investments.

MUSIC > Naked Hip-Hop Ambition


LATIMES.COM: Aspiring rap stars flock to strip clubs in Atlanta — "the Motown of the South" — to build a buzz and catch the ear of industry star-makers.

ATLANTA — It was "Magic Monday" at the Magic City strip club, a windowless brick building near the downtown Greyhound station.

Inside, 57 exotic dancers with names like Isis and Peaches and NaNa were shaking it, as the song goes, like a saltshaker. The soundtrack was Southern hip-hop — all simple synthesizer lines, raunchy party chants and the gut-rattling bass kick of a Roland TR-808 drum machine.

Tax Holloway pressed close to the stage, sipping champagne and watching the women twist themselves into exaggerated affectations of lust. But Holloway wasn't really here for that.

The aspiring rap star knew that on Monday nights, Magic City was packed with Atlanta's hip-hop cognoscenti, and he wanted to see how they responded when his new song played over the sound system.

"I need to see the reaction of the people to know if it's really going to be my first single," Holloway said. "Or see whether I need to go back in the lab."

Holloway is 23, and he wants to be rap's next big thing. So he moved from Detroit to Atlanta, where a burgeoning music business has earned it the nickname "the Motown of the South."

In the rap world, Atlanta is also known as the Dirty South, and for good reason: Some of the industry's key business is conducted in strip clubs. Stars and star-makers come to the clubs to preen, party and listen for trends bubbling up from the streets. Young rappers like Holloway come to create a buzz for their music, and network with disc jockeys, music producers and stars.

"Strip clubs is just the place here," says Chris "Ludacris" Bridges, the Atlanta rapper and actor who appeared in the Oscar-winning movie "Crash." "It seems they get all the good music first."

The success of local artists like Ludacris, OutKast, T.I. and Young Jeezy, among many others, has spawned a network of record labels, development companies and studios, and they have become crucial to Georgia's billion-dollar music scene. Nationally, Atlanta's influence has arguably never been stronger: At one point in March, local rappers were featured on seven of the top 50 singles on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

That success has brought a new sense of glamour to a city previously known as the home of buttoned-down blue chips like Delta Air Lines.

It has also attracted a Hollywood-like subculture of aspiring stars.

"Sometimes it seems like everybody in Atlanta's got a hip-hop record," said Tosha Love, music director for WVEE, Atlanta's top-rated radio station.

Two decades ago, strip clubs were among the few places that would play the nastiest Southern rap records. As Southern rap went mainstream, the connection between club deejays and musicians has only grown stronger.

And so, Monday through Wednesday nights — when Atlanta's professional class is most likely sleeping — undiscovered hopefuls descend on three of the city's best-known strip clubs, promoting their dreams and demo CDs in the presence of live nude girls.


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Tax Holloway is tall and slim, and he carries himself with an easy elegance. The website of his fledgling record label describes him as having a "strong, silent pimp-like demeanor," and he cut a cool, unflappable figure amid the Magic City bacchanal. His attire was gangsta casual: backward ball cap, blue Dickies work jacket and matching work pants that pooled around a pair of white alligator-skin Nikes.

Around him were hundreds of patrons who had come to be part of Magic Monday. It is a storied weekly event: Rappers drop "Magic Monday" in lyrics as a shorthand for the kind of party most people only see in videos. At 2 a.m., five dancers shimmied on an H-shaped stage in the middle of the room, and the rest worked the floor, offering to work at closer quarters for the big tippers. Heads swayed and bobbed to a seamless string of regional hits, and the deejay goaded the mostly male, mostly black crowd to new heights of generosity:

"Where the paper at?" he barked. "Come on, let's do this for real!"

The vegetal tang of marijuana floated in the air. From time to time, patrons flung plumes of cash toward the rafters, letting the dollar bills flutter where they may — a ritual known as "making it rain." It began as a flashy way for big-timers to tip the dancers, but it has evolved into a thing unto itself — a raw display of wealth and power. In Atlanta, the presence of two or three major rap stars in one club can lead to a rainmaking competition, and leave thousands of dollars on the floor.

"What happens in here is not even about the girls anymore," said Herman Harris, 24, a Magic City manager who calls himself "the Hugh Hef of Hip-Hop."

Tonight, on an elevated platform to Holloway's right, Chaka Zulu, co-chief executive of Ludacris' Disturbing Tha Peace imprint, was hosting a party for a few dozen friends. They traded $100 bills for bricks of shrink-wrapped dollars, which they popped open and flung by the fistful. Below the gyrating dancers were more dancers, who crawled around and stuffed the cash into plastic grocery sacks.

Holloway threw a few bills from time to time, but they amounted to little more than a trickle. He was born Andre Padgett on Detroit's rough east side, the son of two autoworkers, and he has never known a world without hip-hop: He was 3 years old when LL Cool J released the hit single "Radio," and 4 when Eric B. & Rakim released the groundbreaking "Paid in Full."

By the time he was 15, Holloway was skipping class and running with the hard kids. He fell in with one of the neighborhood's most powerful drug dealers, Antonio "Wipeout" Caddell Jr., who featured Holloway on recordings by a group he was managing called the East Side Chedda Boyz. Their underground tapes and CDs sold well locally, and they got some airplay with a song called "I'm a Chedda Boy."

Major labels flirted with the group, but things fell apart after Caddell was killed outside a Detroit nightclub in September 2004. Holloway, who had been living in Atlanta part time, moved there permanently to start a solo career with the help of one of Caddell's friends, Don Adams, a former cocaine dealer who spent time in a federal penitentiary before establishing himself in Atlanta as a real estate broker.

Adams had cut a deal with the Magic City management to promote Holloway for a year. For an amount that Adams wouldn't disclose, the club would flash Holloway's name and "COMING SOON" on a digital wall projector, put up ads in the men's room, and play his songs. The goal was to attract a major label and secure a national distribution deal.

It was a novel way to circumvent the usual method of getting played at Magic City: sweet-talking or heavily tipping Magic Monday's musical gatekeeper, Fernando Barnes.

Barnes spins records as DJ Fernando, and to a certain kind of Atlantan he is a very important person. Musicians stop him at shopping malls, bars and restaurants, talking up their demos and pressing copies into his hands. He keeps the discs in a gym bag in his black Cadillac Escalade. It's Li'l this and Big that, a so-and-so of pseudonyms and acronyms and creatively misspelled nicknames. Much of it never makes it from the bag into the booth.

Musicians often have better luck if they approach him in the club with their CD and a gratuity. On Magic Monday, they will pay him as much as $200 to play a song once.

But Barnes has his limits. If a song kills the energy in a room, he won't play it again. It doesn't matter how much money he's offered. "With me it's a real touchy issue, because if your song is garbage, I don't care who you are," he said.

Sometime after midnight, Barnes put on headphones and listened to the first few seconds of the songs on Holloway's demo. He didn't like what he was hearing. Nothing sounded hot enough for Magic Monday.

"Come on — at least one song," yelled Harris, the club manager.

Barnes grimaced.

"At the end of the day, he's the deejay," Harris said, shaking his head. "I can't make him play a damn thing."

Holloway had been hoping that Barnes would play what he thought was his most radio-ready song, an upbeat number with an R&B chorus called "One Night Stand." Instead Barnes chose "Get It, Get It," a song about hustling after money in the drug trade.

When the song came on, Holloway's friends yelled out and tossed their dollars. The rapper rocked his shoulders a little, his face hard and dispassionate, his lips moving to the sound of his own voice:

"I'm so for real…. I got Colombians who ship cocaine…. Everyday my money double."

The dancers kept dancing and the heads kept bobbing. But for some of the veterans in the room, the song didn't have the spark of an instant anthem.

"It was all right," said Zulu, the record executive. "But the first time hearing it, it wasn't nothing interesting. He'd have to keep coming to the club to ensure that it was getting played."


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Tosha Love, the WVEE music director, was sitting at a cocktail table in the back of Strokers, a strip club tucked into a mini-mall in the Atlanta suburb of Clarkston. She was munching deep-fried bar food and making notes next to a list of unknown musical acts. There was L.A.B., a hard-core rap group from Syracuse, N.Y.; Escobanton, a dance-hall reggae act; and Group X, an R&B vocal group that had been coming here for weeks.

Tuesday at Strokers is "Looking for a Hit" night. The disc jockey plays one song by each of the first 10 unsigned artists who walk through the door, so long as they tip the dancers during their number. Then Love gives each artist a free critique. From time to time, she finds a trendsetting song at Strokers and adds it to her station's playlist alongside the music of more established rap and R&B performers.

Love said it can feel like an odd place to do business, given the backdrop of neon lights and naked flesh.

"You have to get used to the strippers walking around, but this industry is basically built on the street," she said. "You have to get back to the street to know what's hot, and in Atlanta a lot of times that means the strip clubs."

The deejay cued the demo by L.A.B. One of the rappers in the group, Benny Blanco, loped around the small stage with a friend, tossing bills at two women in nothing but heels.

Blanco's group had tried unsuccessfully to secure a record deal from major labels in New York. A big meeting with Def Jam records went nowhere. So Blanco drove to Atlanta with a few boxes of demos, hoping for a fresh start.

The song the deejay played was called "Bring it Back," and it lamented the rise of what Blanco saw as the commercial degradation of hip-hop. For Blanco, many of the worst offenders these days emanate from the South, especially the strip clubs, where songs like the recent No. 1 single "Laffy Taffy" ("Girl, shake that laffy taffy/that laffy taffy") start as custom-built exhortations for exotic dancers, and end up translating easily into shallow but popular party anthems.

It is a trend, he said, that leaves little room on the radio for his brand of hip-hop, which is heavy on social realism and the slamming, macho Northeastern sound that fans call the boom-bap.

"The labels … they want some real bubblegum right now," Blanco said. "You even go to the labels in New York, they want the down-South sound."

"Bring it Back" made no concessions to the Southern sound, and when Blanco huddled with Love at her cocktail table, she told him as much.

"You're not going to have a good time breaking down here," she said. "I've got major acts from New York that's not getting airplay down here. That's just the way the tide is changing in music."


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The Body Tap, a two-story building on Atlanta's west side, doesn't bill itself as a strip club but as an adult entertainment megaplex, with a kitchen, two bars, and a hair salon with a manicurist.

For amateur musicians, the rates for a spin during Body Tap's "Richlife Wednesdays" start at about $50, payable to disc jockey Antoine Nolan, a former Auburn University football standout who works as DJ X-Rated. The rates go up as the night wears on and more big shots roll in.

Omar Cooper, a New Jersey native who raps as O-Coop, had paid Nolan to play his song "Get Money." There were rumors that some big stars would be in the club, and Cooper, 28, wanted them to hear what he was working on.

"Technically, I'm here on business," he said. "But I'm going to have fun doing it."

But Cooper — who also runs a barbershop — was home and in bed around 1:30 a.m. when the highest of high rollers made his entrance. There was a ripple of rumors, and then, suddenly, there was Sean "Puffy" Combs, formerly known as P. Diddy. He climbed up on the stripper stage, with an entourage in tow.

Through the confetti-like haze of dollar bills, he looked as if he'd just won an election. "P. Diddy in the building!" DJ X-Rated shouted over the mike.

The girls kept working, and the dollars kept flying. But now all eyes were on the fully clothed man in the dark glasses and the baseball hat, the rap impresario who could pluck a man out of his barbershop and deliver him to the jet set.

A synthetic bass drum pounded, a synthetic high hat skittered, and Diddy took delivery of his bricks of dollar bills.

MUSIC > Neil Young's 'Living With War' Shows He Doesn't Like It


NYTIMES.COM: Neil Young unleashes a digital broadside today. His new album, "Living With War" (Reprise), was recorded and mostly written three to four weeks ago and as of Friday can be heard in its entirety free on his Web site, http://www.neilyoung.com/, and on satellite radio networks.

Mr. Young half-jokingly describes "Living With War" as his "metal folk protest" album. It's his blunt statement about the Iraq war; "History was a cruel judge of overconfidence/back in the days of shock and awe," he sings, strumming an electric guitar and leading a power trio with a sound that harks back to Young albums like "Rust Never Sleeps" and "Ragged Glory."

Some songs add a trumpet or a 100-voice choir, hastily convened in Los Angeles for one 12-hour session. During the nine new songs he sympathizes with soldiers and war victims, insists "Don't need no more lies," longs for a leader to reunite America and prays for peace.

In a song whose title alone has already brought him the fury of right-wing blogs, he urges, "Let's Impeach the President." It ends with Mr. Young shouting, "Flip, flop," amid contradictory sound bites of President Bush. But Mr. Young insists the album is nonpartisan.

"If you impeach Bush, you're doing a huge favor for the Republicans," he argued, speaking by telephone from California. "They can run again with some pride."

Mr. Young is a Canadian citizen. But having lived in the United States since the 1960's, he sings as if he were an American. The title song of "Living With War" quotes "The Star-Spangled Banner," and the album ends with the choir singing "America the Beautiful."

The album's release is a high-tech, globe-spanning update of a topical song tradition that's much older than recordings: the broadside, a songwriter's rapid response to events of the day. "They had these songs that everybody knew the melodies to," Mr. Young said. "They'd just write new words, and the minstrels would be traveling around spreading the word. Music spreads like wildfire when you do it that way."

On Tuesday a higher-quality version will be for sale as a download from online music stores, and a CD will be in stores next week as soon as it can be manufactured and shipped. Eventually a DVD will be released with video of the recording sessions, which took place March 29 to April 6. Many of the songs on the album were first takes, recorded immediately after Mr. Young taught them to the band. On March 31 he wrote three songs: "Let's Impeach the President" before breakfast, "Looking for a Leader" after he recorded "Let's Impeach the President" and "Roger and Out" the same evening.

Mr. Young's Web site will have a more elaborate presentation, available free. It will include a page designed like a cable-news broadcast, complete with visuals (including recording-session scenes), ticker and logo: LWW (for "Living With War") rather than CNN. "Even if it turns out that we can't sell it with the news in it, we won't sell it, we'll just stream it," he said. "We don't have to sell it. We can still get it out there. This has nothing to do with money as far as I'm concerned."

Mr. Young wants the album heard as a whole. The online streams play through from beginning to end; until the CD is ready, the downloadable copies will be available only as a bundle of the full album. "That first impression is so important," he said. "Instead of just going to 'Let's Impeach the President,' people will have to absorb the whole thing. To understand the songs, you need to understand where the whole album's coming from. It protects my right as an artist to have the work presented the way I created it."

Mr. Young has always been impatient with the time lag between writing a song and getting it to the world. When four student protesters were shot dead at Kent State University in 1970, he wrote "Ohio," recorded it with Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young and released it two and a half weeks later by sending acetates — preliminary pressings — to radio stations. (He will be on tour this summer as a member of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young in what's billed as the Freedom of Speech Tour.)

After 9/11 Mr. Young wrote "Let's Roll," a song about the passengers who brought down a hijacked plane in Pennsylvania, and released it free online. "Now we have the Internet," he said. "It doesn't sound as good, but it's much faster, and it gets around the world. That's huge, that's as big as we get."

The songs on "Living With War" are straightforward and single-minded, setting aside the allusive, enigmatic quality of Mr. Young's rock classics. "These are all ideas we've heard before," he said. "There's nothing new in there. I just connected the dots."

The protest song, rocked-up slightly from its folky 1960's form, has been making a comeback during the Iraq war, from arena bands like Pearl Jam, the Rolling Stones and Green Day to indie-rockers like Bright Eyes and blues-rockers like Keb' Mo' and Robert Cray. Bruce Springsteen's latest album is a tribute to the protest-song mentor Pete Seeger, although it features old folk songs rather than Mr. Seeger's topical material.

"We are the silent majority now, and we haven't done a damn thing," Mr. Young said. "We've stood by and watched this happen. But there's more of us than there is of them, and we have to do something. When people start talking and see they can get away with it, it's going to happen everywhere. It's going to be a landslide, it's going to be a tidal wave. This is just the tip of it."

Mr. Young said that he made "Living With War" not with a plan, but on an impulse. "I don't know what actually did it," he said. "It happened really fast, faster than I think I've ever experienced. There was just a kind of a wave."

As in the 60's, protest songs risk self-righteousness and preaching only to the converted. Only the most generalized ones outlast the interest in whatever headlines inspired them. There's not a lot of mystery to the songs on "Living With War"; they make their points as forthrightly as possible. Yet in the Internet era information — not just songs but blogs, videos, photos, drawings, e-mail jottings — is in the paradoxical position of being published worldwide and perhaps archived forever, but also being impulsive and ephemeral. A song for the Internet doesn't have to be one for the ages. Like an old broadside, it just has to get around for its moment, for right now. "Living With War" — irate, passionate, tuneful, thoughtful and obstinate — is definitely worth a click.

MUSIC > Bowie ch-ch-changes


DAILYMAIL.CO.UK: From Ziggy Stardust to the Thin White Duke, David Bowie has always been rakishly thin.

But as he approaches his 60th birthday, it seems he is growing into yet another persona.

"Happily rounded rock star" would fit the bill nicely.

The singer, who had heart surgery two years ago, made a rare public appearance in New York at a party to mark the Tribeca Film Festival.

And with a hint of a double chin and a wide smile, he looked much healthier than in his hollow-cheeked days.

Healthier than in his hollow-cheeked days

He was accompanied by his wife Iman, who at 50, is still as striking as in her earliest days as a model.

Bowie, a workaholic, found himself forced to slow down after emergency heart surgery in July 2004 in the middle of a European tour.

After days of fighting off pain he asked doctors to check what he thought was a trapped nerve.

They discovered it was a blocked coronary artery and operated immediately.

Since then the singer - whose hits include Changes, Sorrow, Ashes to Ashes and Lets Dance - has been taking life a easier.

Planning a project for next year

"Up until his heart surgery he had been working like a lunatic," a source close to the singer said last night.

"As well as touring around the world he had released three albums in five years.

"After it happened he realised that he needed to slow down. And he has enjoyed learning to relax.

"He has been spending time with Iman and their daughter Alexandria who is now five and he has become quite happy playing the househusband.

"But he is planning to get back to work soon. He has got a project planned for the start of next year, when he turns 60, but he won't talk about what it is."

In his most recent interview Bowie said he had given up his lifelong smoking habit and felt better than ever.

"I feel fantastic at the moment," he said.

"After I had the heart attack I decided to take a year off and do nothing.

"I didn't do any work and just made sure I was looking after myself. I go to the gym, I don't drink and I'm feeling really good."

Bowie has also been discussing the possibility of appearing in Ricky Gervais's BBC2 comedy Extras.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

CARS > 1953 Muntz Jet


EBAY.COM: Earl "Madman Muntz" was an extremely successful used car salesman in California who became famous for his showmanship like promotion of cars and the electronics products produced and sold. He is widely credited for selling the first affordable TV sets to the US public. The Jet was Muntz's answer to the sports cars that were coming onto the scene in the early 1950's. Competing with the likes of the Kaiser Darrin, Hudson Italia, Chevrolet Corvette and the Nash Healey. Muntz went to the famous race car builder Frank Kurtis and bought the rights to produce Kurtis' road car. Muntz stretched the chassis a bit and make the car into a 4 seat sports car, initially powered by a Lincoln V-8, later cars were powered by Cadillac V-8's. The cars were well built and performance was respectable. Muntz is quoted as saying he lost over $1000.00 on each of the cars built as he "over built" them . This car was the subject of a ground up nut and bolt concours quality restoration and is truly one of the finest examples to exist. It is finished in metallic plum and has a plum and white leather interior. Powered by a Lincoln V-8 with automatic transmission, the car is equipped with twin spot lights and a removable Carson top. The car has extensive documentation on its restoration and on the history of the Muntz automobile. A rare opportunity to acquire one of Amercas first sports cars.

AVIATION > Video-shooting minihelicopter


NEWS.COM: The National Association of Broadcasters 2006 electronic-media conference, offering a showcase of the latest broadcasting technology, is taking place this week in Las Vegas.

Here are the PC-enabled controls for the CVG-A "autonomous" helicopter, which Coptervision rents to Hollywood production crews. The system allows an operator to set a flight plan with a computer. The small helicopter can safely fly below bridges, around trees and inside warehouses.

Production companies can rent the small helicopter--starting at $5,000--to film commercials, movies and music videos or to take still photographs. Van Nuys, Calif.-based Coptervision plans to begin selling its helicopters in the fall.

CARS > ROUSH Stage 3 F–150 follows hot on hooves of Stage 3 Mustang


We’ve been without an SVT Lightning for years now and may be without one for a few more, so news of the ROUSH Stage 3 F-150 has found a happy home in our ears. Like the Stage 3 Mustang mentioned below, the F-150 gets a ROUSHcharger system that increases power of the truck’s 5.4L V8 up to 445 hp and a nice round 500 ft-lbs. of torque. The truck gets the visuals included with the Stage 1 kit and the suspension upgrades that come with Stage 2. A set of 20-inch rims, carbon fiber hood scoop and dual side outlet exhausts give the ROUSH pickup an extra dose of bravado to back up the newfound power.

Follow the jump for ROUSH’s official press release and an additional highrez pic.

[Source: ROUSH]

ROUSH UNLEASHES MONSTER 445 HORSEPOWER STAGE 3 F-150; WOMEN AND CHILDREN FRIGHTENED NATIONWIDE

LIVONIA, Mich. (April 17, 2006) – There are trucks, and then there are trucks - and the new ROUSH Stage 3 version of the Ford F-150 certainly ranks among the highest predators on the truck food chain.

Now in production and available at dealers nationwide, the ROUSH Stage 3 F-150 flies down the road thanks to the 445 horsepower and 500 lb-ft of torque generated by the addition of a ROUSHcharger™ system. This is a substantial increase in power and performance over the 300 horsepower and 365 lb-ft of torque that is generated from the stock Ford factory 5.4L, 3-valve engine, and the entire truck, including the ROUSHcharger™ is covered by ROUSH’s industry-leading 3 year/36,000 mile warranty.

This vehicle was designed by the same engineers that have helped Jack Roush win 34 racing championships, including a pair at the elite NASCAR Nextel Cup level. The intercooled ROUSHcharger™ includes a custom calibration which optimizes engine performance and transmission shift points.

But the ROUSH Stage 3 F-150 is more than just engine. This package also includes the styling and body kit enhancements of the Stage 1 version, and the suspension upgrades that are incorporated into the Stage 2 version of the truck.

The tuned sport suspension system under the Stage 3 offers a balance between comfort and handling capability, without significant reduction in payload capacity. These engineered and tuned components include specially valved front and rear shock absorbers, increased rate rear leaf springs, front coil springs, and a large diameter solid front sway bar.

The ROUSH Stage 3 F-150 also comes with custom 20-inch rims and tires, both from the new line of ROUSH Performance wheels. Some of the exterior styling additions include a front chin spoiler, hood scoop with carbon fiber design insert, and the optional side skirts with dual side outlet exhaust tips, wheel flares and tailgate spoiler.

Other amenities include specially-designed instrument clusters, custom leather seats, billet aluminum grille and pedals, embroidered floor mats and much more. Of course, each ROUSH vehicle comes with an individual serial plate indicating that it was hand built by specially-trained ROUSH technicians at their Livonia, Mich., facility.

“There was no component on this truck that the ROUSH engineers overlooked. They went over the F-150 from top to bottom and changed any of the components that would help the performance or handling of the vehicle, all while keeping the rugged styling that ROUSH has become known for,” said Joe Thompson, general manager of ROUSH Performance Products.

Other options available for the ROUSH Stage 3 F-150 include dash trim kits, locking lug nuts, and striping packages. Still available are the Stage 1 and Stage 2 versions of the ROUSH F-150 for drivers wanting elements of the package, but not the complete ROUSHcharged truck.

CARS > ROUSH unleashes Stage 3 Mustang


Mustangs were all the rage at the New York Auto Show this year and the frenzy of Ford stallions continues with Roush’s announcement of its Stage 3 Mustang. Called “the best Mustang we have ever built,” by Jack Roush himself, the Stage 3 Stang features the GT’s 4.6L V8 with an intercooled ROUSHcharger system that includes a specially calibrated ECM. The ROUSH treatment nets an additional 115 horsepower over stock bumping the total number of ponies to 415 and torque now stands at 395 ft-lbs. The suspension and brakes have also been upgraded to handle the additional power and ROUSH has modified the exterior with a seven-piece body kit. The racing stripes are one of the car’s few options.

Follow the jump for ROUSH’s official press release that includes more details on its best attempt at a perfect pony car to date.

[Source: ROUSH]

THE ROUSH STAGE 3 MUSTANG PROVES THAT PONIES CAN REALLY FLY

LIVONIA, Mich. (April 24, 2006) – The famous old saying goes “when pigs fly,” but it might just have to be re-written as the new Stage 3 version of the ROUSH Mustang proves that, at least in this manifestation, ponies can really fly.

The ROUSH Stage 3 Mustang packs 415 horsepower with 385 lb-ft of torque under the hood, thanks to the addition of the ROUSHcharger™ system. This is the quickest, best-handling, and most stylish Mustang in the history of ROUSH Performance, a company with a long and rich heritage of Ford Mustang upgrades.

Or, as Jack Roush succinctly said, “This is the best Mustang we have ever built.”

The Stage 3, 4.6L, 3-valve V8 powertrain system includes the intercooled ROUSHcharger™ system with custom ROUSH-calibrated ECM and several other performance modifications. This upgrade is a vast improvement over the factory stock engine which is rated at 300 horsepower and 320 lb-ft of torque.

But this car is more than just being quick on the throttle as the more than 1G rating on the skidpad attests. The suspension upgrades include specially-engineered and tuned front struts, rear shocks, front and rear springs, front and rear sway bars and jounce bumpers. The front brakes are also upgraded with 14-inch front two-piece rotors and four-piston calipers. Each component was specifically engineered so that ride comfort was not compromised at the expense of the tremendous gains in performance.

Exterior styling is enhanced through the addition of a seven-piece body kit constructed from OEM-type materials which sees a front fascia, front chin spoiler, hood scoop, rocker panels, rear fascia valance and rear wing installed by ROUSH factory technicians.

Other amenities include lower valence fog lamps, custom 18-inch forged rims with high-performance tires, sport leather seat covers, embroidered floor mats, billet aluminum pedals including a new dead pedal, and the Stage 3 electro-luminescent white face gauge cluster. The car also has ROUSH badging throughout and a serialized engine bay plaque indicating the car was hand-built in the Livonia, Mich., facility.

“This new ROUSH Stage 3 Mustang will literally turn heads twice,” claimed Joe Thompson, general manager of ROUSH Performance Products. “The first time is when they see how much better this car looks, and the second comes as you put your foot in it, kick in the ROUSHcharger™, and blow by just about anything on the road.”

Optional components to further customize the car include racing stripes, interior dash trim kits, locking lug nuts, trunk tool kit, short throw shifter, billet aluminum shift knob, and more.

The ROUSH Stage 3 Mustang is available in both coupe and convertible versions, and more information can be found at Ford dealers nationwide or online at www.RoushPerformance.com. The Stage 1 and Stage 2 versions of the ROUSH Mustang are also available for those not wanting the full performance package that comes on the Stage 3 version. As with all ROUSH cars, the industry-leading 3 year/36,000 mile warranty remains intact and covers all components.

ART > A portrait of the millionaire as an artist


TELEGRAPH.CO.UK: Critics and snooty galleries turn their noses up at Jack Vettriano, and, while his popular paintings earn him a fortune, he does rankle at the snobbery of it all, finds Elizabeth Grice

Any anthology of contemporary insults would surely contain those lobbed at the self-taught painter Jack Vettriano. He has been called the Jeffrey Archer of the art world. A purveyor of "dim erotica". A dabbler in "badly conceived soft porn". A painter who "just colours in". Most cutting of all, the critic Duncan Macmillan delivered the patronising one-liner: "He's welcome to paint so long as nobody takes him seriously."

Launching another sell-out exhibition of his new work in London earlier this month, Vettriano, one of the few artist millionaires in existence, can afford to thumb his nose at all this.

His paintings fetch between £300,000 and £500,000 at auction and up to £130,000 from a gallery. His most popular piece of schmaltz, The Singing Butler, made £744,800 at Sotheby's two years ago. Three million posters of his dancers in evening dress on a wet beach are brightening the lives of what the art establishment regards as the undiscerning masses.

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DIGITAL > Web Sites Set Up to Celebrate Life Recall Lives Lost


Like many other 23-year-olds, Deborah Lee Walker loved the beach, discovering bands, making new friends and keeping up with old ones, often through the social networking site MySpace.com, where she listed her heroes as "my family, and anyone serving in the military — thank you!"

So only hours after she died in an automobile accident near Valdosta, Ga., early on the morning of Feb. 27, her father, John Walker, logged onto her MySpace page with the intention of alerting her many friends to the news. To his surprise, there were already 20 to 30 comments on the page lamenting his daughter's death. Eight weeks later, the comments are still coming.

"Hey Lee! It's been a LONG time," a friend named Stacey wrote recently. "I know that you will be able to read this from Heaven, where I'm sure you are in charge of the parties. Please rest in peace and know that it will never be the same here without you!"

Just as the Web has changed long-established rituals of romance and socializing, personal Web pages on social networking sites that include MySpace.com, Xanga.com and Facebook.com are altering the rituals of mourning. Such sites have enrolled millions of users in recent years, especially the young, who use them to expand their personal connections and to tell the wider world about their lives.

Inevitably, some of these young people have died — prematurely, in accidents, suicides, murders and from medical problems — and as a result, many of their personal Web pages have suddenly changed from lighthearted daily dairies about bands or last night's parties into online shrines where grief is shared in real time.

The pages offer often wrenching views of young lives interrupted, and in the process have created a dilemma for bereaved parents, who find themselves torn between the comfort derived from having access to their children's private lives and staying in contact with their friends, and the unease of grieving in a public forum witnessed by anyone, including the ill-intentioned.

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SEX > She Who Controls Her Body Can Upset Her Countrymen


SÃO PAULO, Brazil — She goes by the name Bruna, the Little Surfer Girl, and gives new meaning to the phrase "kiss and tell." First in a blog that quickly became the country's most popular and now in a best-selling memoir, she has titillated Brazilians and become a national celebrity with her graphic, day-by-day accounts of life as a call girl here.

But it is not just her canny use of the Internet that has made Bruna, whose real name is Raquel Pacheco, a cultural phenomenon. By going public with her exploits, she has also upended convention and set off a vigorous debate about sexual values and practices, revealing a country that is not always as uninhibited as the world often assumes.

Interviewed at the office of her publisher here, Ms. Pacheco, 21, said the blog that became her vehicle to notoriety emerged almost by accident. But once it started, she was quick to spot its commercial potential and its ability to transform her from just another program girl, as high-class prostitutes are called in Brazil, into an entrepreneur of the erotic.

"In the beginning, I just wanted to vent my feelings, and I didn't even put up my photograph or phone number," she said. "I wanted to show what goes on in the head of a program girl, and I couldn't find anything on the Net like that. I thought that if I was curious about it, others would be too."

Ms. Pacheco parlayed that inquisitiveness into a best seller, "The Scorpion's Sweet Poison," that has made her a sort of sexual guru. A mixture of autobiography and how-to manual, her book has sold more than 100,000 copies since it was published late last year, and has just been translated into Spanish.

At book signings, Ms. Pacheco said, "80 percent of the public is women, which I didn't expect at all," because most of the readers of her blog appeared to be men, including customers who "wanted to see how I had rated their performance." As she sees it, the high level of female interest in her sexual experiences reflects a gap here between perceptions about sex and the reality.

"I think there's a lot of hypocrisy and a bit of fear involved," she said. "Brazilian women have this sexy image, of being at ease and uninhibited in bed. But anyone who lives here knows that's not true."

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ECONOMY > Japan's economy back after 'Lost Decade'


TOKYO -- A lone scoop of ice cream for $23. A penknife for $500. A cruise for $160,000. Make no mistake: Japan is back.

After 14 gloomy years, Japan is emerging from a spiral of recessions, malaise and deflation and is on pace for the longest period of growth since World War II. As in its heyday in the 1980s, the rise of the world's second-largest economy is sending ripples through Asia, Europe and the U.S.

But behind the good news is also a sobering portrait of a country altered by what it calls the Lost Decade.

Today's Japan is increasingly divided between the flush and the frustrated, winners and losers. Homeless men, shed by layoffs, live in shanties in the parks of glittering cities. High-school graduates, without training or long-term jobs, while away days in video arcades. Families with little savings struggle to pay soaring college tuitions.

The changes, blamed for rising rates of domestic abuse, suicide and truancy, have stirred intense debate in a nation that long prided itself on equality and stability.

"The economy has been strengthened," said sociologist Masahiro Yamada of Tokyo Gakugei University, "but those who have been sacrificed have no place to go and in the future they will be a drag on the economy."

Signs of recovery are unmistakable. Exhibit A is Tokyo's Omotesando shopping district, where Ferraris and Bentleys squeeze through cramped side streets lined by hip boutiques. Browsing $500 briefcases and shoes at the Porsche Design menswear store, a Toyota assistant manager, Junichiro Hara, said he recently splurged on a $1,000 Omega watch for his wife to celebrate the birth of their second child.

"My salary hasn't gone up yet, but my life is stable, so I'm happy," Hara said.

Indeed, consumer confidence is at a 15-year high as the country enters its fourth year of strong growth. Unemployment is the lowest since 1998, and companies are reporting record profits. Most important, economists say, this recovery is unlike several false starts in the past decade because it is driven by domestic demand, not simply exports or government spending.

This is the latest turn in Japan's economic drama. At its height in 1991, the real estate value of Japan was four times that of all property in the U.S. Even then, though, Japan's egalitarian ethic meant that more than 90 percent of its citizens told pollsters they were middle class.

Then the bubble burst in 1991, and stock and real estate markets tumbled. To recover, leaders jolted Japan's entrenched corporate culture, giving companies new freedom to replace "lifetime employment" with part-time and contract laborers. Welfare and poverty rolls have soared, even as the state has sought to trigger spending by cutting taxes for the rich.

"The top tax bracket has dropped from 70 percent to 37 percent," said Professor Ryuichiro Matsubara, an economist at the University of Tokyo.

The result is that Tiffany and Ralph Lauren boutiques are flourishing—and so are thousands of new 100-yen shops, the equivalent of American dollar stores. A recent poll by the Asahi newspaper found that 74 percent of the public sees a growing gap between rich and poor. Books with such titles as "Lower Class Society" and the "The Hope Gap" are as popular as business memoirs in the 1980s.

To many here, the strains run deeper than simply between haves and have nots; they worry that the bonds of a close-knit society are fraying. Some Japanese commentators point to attacks on the homeless or schoolhouse shootings as signs of moral decay left by years of frustration; others say the success of fantasy culture in video games and anime cartoons reflects a young generation eager to find refuge outside reality.

"In the past, there was a greater spirit of mutual assistance, but it has declined," said Tokyo social worker Kizaki Kasai. "Ordinary people today are having a hard time, so they don't have as much time for helping others."

Competition in society has intensified. Though companies are on the mend, they offer far fewer good jobs. Nippon Steel, Japan's largest steelmaker, has 20,000 workers today, down from 60,000 two decades ago. It expects a record profit this year of $2.84 billion, allowing it to revive its recruitment of white-collar workers. The company expects to hire 501 this year, up from just 140 five years ago, a spokesman said.

Though that is good news to student leaders such as 20-year-old Osamu Nishikawa of Tokyo University, he cautions that the effect is limited because many students will find only part-time or contract jobs, which pay, on average, 60 percent of the salary for full-time positions.

"Students are very worried," Nishikawa said. "Often, our parents were affected by corporate restructuring and so they can't send money for their children either."

Tuition at Japan's best schools has risen 15-fold in the past three decades, and sociologist Masao Watanabe of Hitotsubashi University says the system is producing a "disguised aristocracy."

Just as the winners of the new economy are unmistakable, so are the losers. Each Sunday night, a long, quiet line forms in Tokyo's answer to Central Park. In the shadow of five-star hotels and the warm glow of an Alfa Romeo dealership, a building contractor, a former prison guard, an engineer and about 500 others accept free bowls of rice from a nonprofit before drifting back into the city.

Among them, 57-year-old electrical engineer Susumu Oe looks like any salaryman with his khaki trench coat, tidy haircut and black satchel. After two years of living in the subway, only his frayed collar and some vanished teeth betray him.

"I read in the newspapers about the Japanese recovery," he said. "They talk about a cheaper workforce, but I want to tell these companies that humans will always do a better job than machines."

He was laid off two years ago from a job repairing television sets, he says, along with everyone else his age. He looked for work, while he slid down the scale of ever cheaper hotels and, finally, bathhouses. Now he makes his money as a human placeholder, earning $36 a day for lining up to buy new video games or baseball tickets for others to enjoy.

Yet, things are improving; Tokyo's homeless population dropped 25 percent to 4,500 people from 1999 to 2004. That has left the remainder in sturdy tents and shelters, like monuments to the hard years, in parks across Japan.

In a stand of pine and cherry-blossom trees in one Tokyo park, 55-year-old Toru Takemoto lives in a two-room shack made of wood and blue nylon tarp. He is well stocked with a hot plate, bed, wall clocks, a spice rack, stainless-steel pots and other amenities recovered from Tokyo's trash.

He was a contractor before landing on the street seven years ago. Like many on the margins here, he sees little in today's fast-changing economy that gives him the confidence to give up what he has.

"If I move into an apartment," he said, "then I will have to struggle to survive."

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

DESIGN > Celle Chairs Designed by Jerome Caruso


HERMANMILLER.COM: It's a work chair like no other. Only Celle (pronounced sell'-a) has Cellular Suspension, a patented system of cells and loops that flexes in concert with the body's movements for day-long comfort. Celle's suspension, along with its naturally balanced tilt and easy adjustability, gives ergonomic support for nearly all sizes and shapes worldwide. It's right for any work setting, and Celle's clean look blends with interiors and architecture. And Celle is 99 percent recyclable.

GADGETS > Elite Modeling's eML1 Elitephone


ENGADGET.COM: Ah, Elite Modeling, one-time home to such high-end faces as Tyra Banks, Claudia Schiffer, Gisele Bündchen, Cindy Crawford, and Engadget Mobile's all-time favorite Blackberry warrior, Naomi Campbell. Well, guess who made a phone for the Dutch. That's right, the Elite Modeling eML1 Elitephone doesn't only carry a killer byline ("A mobile for models by Elite Model Look!" -- no comment), it also features a "mini and sexy clamshell" (we can't tell if they mean the phone or its case), 6 Elite model wallpapers to remind you of your own bodily imperfections, VGA camera, 160 x 128 internal display, and GPRS data. But oh, the irony of such a modeling agency not only producing a cellphone -- which is just a crappy Korean device that's been knocking around for a coupla years (a Newgen, if we're not mistaken) -- but making that phone one of the chubbier, rounder devices on the market. In fact, if anything we would have expected Elite to badge the RAZR or one of the countless brand-name fashionphones, and let the chubby, homely handheld be the 1337phone instead.

SEX > A Long, Strange Trip to Orgasm


WIRED.COM: Three rare conditions coincided recently. I had time alone in the San Francisco apartment where I rent a room part time. I had my new sex gadgets and all of their parts with me, including lube and an extra wing nut. And I had an entire day free of deadlines, deliverables and dinner plans.

One of those sex gadgets was the Je Joue, the iPodesque sensual massager. Another was the Jack Hammer Johnson shipped to me by its inventor after I called it a ridiculous, expensive and gimmicky device while promising to "give it a whirl" if they sent me one.

I think he had it in the mail that very afternoon.

I hate assembling things and vowed years ago I would never again buy anything at Ikea, but even I am competent enough to put the JHJ together. As I secured the dildo in its holder, I wondered if I would take this much effort for a penetration toy if I weren't doing it for work.

Masturbation is rarely a big event for me. It's more like the 15-minute yoga practice I do a few mornings a week. I feel better for having done it, it lifts my mood and relaxes my muscles, but it's not overwhelming with sensation or a source of intense pleasure.

Women who are willing to talk about their solo explorations will tell you they've tried hairbrushes, shampoo bottles, vegetables, broom handles. My first improvised dildo was a super absorbency tampon still in its cardboard tube, when I was about 12.

Modern sex-tech is new only in its sophistication, not in its application.

Just about anything cucumber-shaped that's small enough and easy to clean has been put in a vagina. And yet, penetration by itself rarely induces orgasm for most women.

Even if you don't deliberately touch other areas of the vulva during sex with a partner, your labia and clitoris still receive friction from the joining of your bodies. Not to mention any emotional connection that might be feeding the flames!

Although most of the JHJ demonstration videos show a woman using the device by itself, I knew right away that would be pointless for me. I certainly wouldn't be open enough to insert it without some sort of foreplay. That gave me an idea -- why not combine all the goodies in my duffel bag and try to set up a whole simulated sexual experience, without the internet?

So I donned nipple huggers (NSFW), put the Je Joue, the Jack Hammer Johnson and lube within easy reach, and lay back on the floor with my feet on the wall. I figured that would give me some stability as I tried to manage everything at once.

I also tried to think of the experiment as a sensual ritual, something worth my time and focus, rather than a quickie orgasm.

Unfortunately, it's hard to feel sacred when you're trying to guide a dildo you can't see, attached to a pogo stick that keeps bonking you in the chin, into your vagina, all without dropping your vibrator or knocking yourself out.

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AVIATION > Flying On Cloud Nine


NEWS.COM: Contour Premium Aircraft Seating unveils a new perk for business class. The "Solar" seat can be a 6-foot 3-inch long bed with up to 31-inches of space at the shoulders. It also has a fully integrated in-flight entertainment system, in-seat power for portable entertainment devices and a massage feature. Air Canada will receive the first Solar seats this month.

DIGITAL > World's most 'e-ready' countries


NEWS.COM: IBM and the intelligence unit of British magazine The Economist released on Tuesday their annual "e-readiness rankings" of 68 countries. Here is the first half of the list, topped by Denmark, which scored 9 out of a possible 10 points, followed closely by the United States and Switzerland.

According to the study, Denmark takes good advantage of the Internet, both in connecting citizens securely over broadband and wireless networks and in using its near-ubiquitous hookups for Internet banking and government services such as tax returns.

"E-procurement (for public services) is saving Danish businesses 50 million euros ($62.1 million) and taxpayers as much as 150 million euros ($186.54 million) per year. The rest of Europe is expected to follow Denmark's lead," the study said.

SCIENCE > Robot legs could give Japan's elderly a lift


ENGADGET.COM: There are already a number of bipedal or bipedal-like bots, exoskeletons, suits, assists, and devices, but Atsuo Takanishi's team at Waseda University, in conjunction with Japanese robot superpower tmsuk, unveiled their new WL-16RIII walkbot. We know they'd be a huge boon to the handicapped, elderly, lazy, and anime-obsessed the world over, but seriously, could you imagine actually walking into a grocery store or a job interview with this thing? We can, and if they cruised into the Engadget offices we'd just be all, "You're hired."

GADGETS > Toshiba's Dynabook 2006 FIFA World Cup laptop


ENGADGET.COM: So you've got your FIFA World Cup Xbox 360 and HDTV read to go but, well, you’re still just not feelin’ that World Cup fever? How ‘bout trying on a new, limited edition Toshiba Dynabook 2006 FIFA Word Cup laptop? This pup starts with a Dynabook TX base (1.6GHz Core Duo, 15.4-inch WXGA LCD, 80GB disk, 512MB RAM, and Harman & Kardon speakers), lays on a healthy slathering of gold paint inscribed with the dates and countries of previous World Cup hosts/winners, loads-up a multitude of soccertastic themes, and then slaps on a serial plate just in case your silicon slab gets mixed-in with one of the other 600 units produced. Now the ol' mercury's rising, eh? Ok, maybe not. Still, they'll be shipping May 26 for right around $1700 -- just in time for some hard posing at the pub or heaving onto the pitch should the “Hand-of-God” make its return.

TELEVISION > Forsythe rules his 'Dynasty'


USATODAY.COM: A limousine turns into the courtyard of Northern California's Filoli Mansion. It is just before 8 a.m., and actress Linda Evans steps out of the car. A greeter hurries down the steps with an umbrella to shield her from the light rain and escorts the still-elegant 63-year-old inside the familiar 43-room, 36,000-square-foot brick manor seen in the opening credits of ABC's Dynasty from 1981 to 1989.

She is soon followed by a stream of limos carrying Carrington cargo.

John Forsythe, who played the popular prime-time soap's debonair Denver oilman Blake Carrington, is flying in from his ranch near Santa Barbara to visit the mansion, 30 miles south of San Francisco, for a one-hour CBS retrospective, Dynasty Reunion: Catfights and Caviar (May 2, 10 p.m. ET/PT).

And many of his fellow Carringtons are not sure what to expect.

Aside from close friend Evans, who played Forsythe's devoted secretary-turned-wife, Krystle, no one has seen the cast's 88-year-old patriarch for more than a decade.

"We haven't all been together for a really long time," says Evans, who looks like classic Krystle in a draped black-and-white-striped chinchilla wrap over a periwinkle-blue gown designed by Dynasty wardrobe wizard Nolan Miller.

Wearing a camel-colored sweater jacket, Forsythe has been sneaked into the mansion by his protective daughter, Brooke, and wife of four years, Nicole, and brought to a guarded room posted with a sign: "Quiet Room. Shhhh." This only ups the anticipation and creates concern about what state the star is in.

"I haven't seen John since 1992, and I'd heard stories that maybe he wasn't too well," says Joan Collins, still sexy at 72. She is seated in the ballroom, dressed in an over-the-top style reminiscent of Blake's evil ex-wife, Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan, in a $12,000 white/silver gown draped in white fox.

"We're all waiting for him. He really was like a father to me," says Pamela Sue Martin, 53, who left Dynasty and acting when she felt her "glib" character - Blake and Alexis' bratty daughter, Fallon - had been reduced to "a victim."

"I asked John to walk me down the aisle when I got married in real life, but he said, 'I think maybe you should ask your real dad,' " Martin says. "I was just so attached to him."

Says Al Corley, 49, seated in the library where his character, Steven, engaged in so many ugly fights with his father, Blake, "I had heard John sometimes felt good and sometimes didn't, so you don't know what to expect." Corley quit the show after less than two seasons when he objected to producers caving in to network pressure to straighten out his gay character. "Seeing John was really the only reason I wanted to do this."

Gordon Thomson, 61, the former bad-seed son Adam, whose gray temples now make him look like Forsythe in his Dynasty prime, descends the grand staircase from the upper floor, where he chose to meditate during his lunch break.

"I am a year younger than John was when he began doing Dynasty," says the smoky-voiced Thomson, who was "dreading" this reunion because of the low pay he had been offered. But he worked out a deal and now says: "It's been so great to see everyone thriving. It is the last time, probably, most of us are going to see John."

But Collins already is making plans for the next reunion. She says Forsythe has accepted her invitation to attend a Los Angeles performance of Legends, the play she is producing with her fifth husband, 40-year-old stage manager Percy Gibson. (Cracks Thomson: "What better mate for Joan than a stage manager?")

The play, which opens in Toronto in September, reunites Collins and Evans (in her first play) as actresses who loathe each other. Though both have different demeanors, Collins and Evans share laughs between takes as they sip sparkling apple juice from champagne flutes. Dressed in snakeskin boots, Collins adjusts her wig in a mirror and asks, "Is my bra showing?" and "Can I ask someone to check if I have lipstick on my teeth?"

"I'll tell you, Joan," Evans assures.

Before they begin, Collins issues a stern warning: "Can I ask everyone behind the camera to be absolutely still?" Later, she scolds, "Even if someone puts their hand in their pocket, it distracts me."

As the women recall their characters' catfights - with pillows, mud and sequins - the Carrington children begin to emerge from hair and makeup. Missing from the reunion are Heather Locklear (Sammy Jo), John James (Jeff) and Diahann Carroll (Dominique), who were invited but declined.

In the ballroom, Martin is greeting her TV siblings. "You guys look exactly the same," she says. "It's like we're all in formaldehyde."

The last Carrington child to arrive is Catherine Oxenberg, 44, whose two-season run as Amanda was defined by the infamous 1985 Moldavian massacre cliffhanger, when the whole cast flew to another country for her wedding only to be gunned down by revolutionaries.

"We were all afraid it was going to be the end of the show because it was so over the top, but I think it's the show's best moment," she says.

Oxenberg says she owes a lot to Forsythe for offering personal guidance during a difficult time. "I was battling bulimia, and he had tried to do this little intervention on me," says the actress, who sought therapy after leaving the series when producers balked at raising her $7,500-a-week salary by $2,000. "John was very delicate, but I looked at him like any addict in denial. It broke my heart that I was never in a place to thank him."

It is early afternoon, and cast members - still minus Forsythe - have gathered around a table to reminisce, but they're finding it hard to fake spontaneous greetings after a get-together the night before at San Francisco's Fairmont Hotel.

"So we're supposed to pretend like we didn't have that cocktail party last night?" Martin asks.

"Or even lunch today?" Evans adds.

But before long, they are all gossiping about their differing salaries and why each left the series.

When Collins, who remained with Dynasty throughout its run, announces that she quit as well, her castmates look at her dumbfounded. "Well, I wasn't going to come back," she explains, "so they canceled the show."

While the cast continues reminiscing, Miller helps Forsythe into his tuxedo as producer Henry Winkler assists Forsythe with his lines. There has been a great effort to shield him from media camera crews. But the concern is unwarranted. Finally revealing himself to the cast, Forsythe appears, as Oxenberg notes, "a little more slouched" but with "the same quick wit and sparkle in his eye." And the cast's greeting of Forsythe is authentic, as everyone leaps from their seats to embrace him.

Greeting his grown "children," Forsythe playfully asks Collins, "Can we make more of them?" The one-liner puts everyone at ease.

"John looks great - witty, charming and fun as he always was," says an uncharacteristically emotional Collins. "I have to say I got a bit of a lump in my throat."

Adds Thomson: "He has good days and bad days, and this was a good day. It's sad to see the simple process of aging, but he did extraordinarily well."

Forsythe says he'll cherish the experience. "Chatting and sharing stories with the old Carrington clan was heartwarming," he says. "I miss them all so much." And poking fun at his age, he describes 88 as "great ... much better than 87!"

As the sun starts to set over Filoli, Martin alerts Forsythe that his champagne is, in fact, juice, prompting him to wince.

Still, he plays along as the Carringtons raise their glasses, saluting in unison: "Twenty-five years of Dynasty."

"I'll drink to that," Forsythe says, clinking glasses with Evans and Martin. Then, after the cameras stop rolling, he adds, "I'll drink to anything." But ever the black sheep Carrington, Collins feels left out. "Hey," she pouts, "no one clinked with me."

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INTERVIEWS > Lennox Lewis

Lennox Lewis was the greatest heavyweight of his generation - and, unlike Mike Tyson, whom he demolished in the ring, he got out with his reputation intact. In New York, he speaks exclusively to Thomas Hauser, America's leading boxing writer, about his toughest fights, the sport's decline, his new family - and his first big movie role.
'People know I was the last true champion'

Very few fighters end their careers at the right time. On a cold wintry day in January 2004, Lennox Lewis was asking himself, 'Is this the right time?'
His rise to prominence had an inspirational tone. Born to a single-parent mother in east London, in 1965, he had endured a difficult childhood that included a five-year separation from his mum, to whom he remains very close, while she built a new life for herself in Canada. Mother and son were reunited in Ontario when Lennox was 12. He went on to win, for Canada, a gold medal in the super-heavyweight division at the 1988 Seoul Olympics and, fighting under a British flag, to become undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. The high point of his career was an eight-round demolition of Mike Tyson on 8 June 2002. But since that fight, Lewis had entered the ring only once, beating Vitali Klitschko on cuts in June 2003. Klitschko had been ahead on points at the time of the stoppage.

Lewis and I sat together on that wintry day in January 2004. 'I want to ask you something,' Lennox said. 'If I retire now without fighting Klitschko again, do you think it will hurt my legacy?'

'No. Your legacy is secure. You beat Klitschko. He didn't get those cuts from the referee. Years from now, when people look at your record, all they'll see next to Vitali's name is "TKO 6". You'll be remembered for ever as the best heavyweight of your time and the man who broke the American stranglehold on the heavyweight division. And if you retire now, you'll be one of three heavyweight champions in history who retired while still champion and stayed retired.'

'Rocky Marciano was one. Who was the other?'

'Gene Tunney.'

'I'd beat Klitschko again if I fought him again,' Lennox said. 'But that's the drug of the sport. There's always someone to fight. It doesn't make sense to establish a legacy and then keep going and going until you fail.'

One month later, on 6 February 2004, Lewis retired from boxing. 'I am announcing the end of an important chapter of my life and the beginning of a new one,' he told a press conference in London. 'During the past 23 years, I have set a number of goals for myself and I'm proud to say that these goals have been achieved. Now I am ready to set new goals and start a new career for myself outside of the ring.'

As the years pass, that Lewis retired at the right time will become an important part of his legacy. Meanwhile, since that day in New York, he has traded the heavyweight championship for the dual role of husband and father.

Lennox's partner in life is Violet Chang, who was born in Jamaica but grew up in New York. 'V' is a college graduate and former beauty-pageant winner. She and Lennox met six years ago when Lewis was on holiday in Jamaica. They were married on 15 July 2005.

'The time was right,' Lennox says of their wedding. 'It was a great feeling. It made my family life complete. It was like, together, we can take on the world.'

The Lewises have homes in England, the US and Jamaica. Lennox guarded his privacy when he was an elite athlete, and that hasn't changed. Neighbours know him as a friendly presence but one who deflects attention from himself. Fatherhood is now the focus of his life.

Landon Lewis was born on 15 June 2004. 'Being a father is a joy every day,' Lennox says of his new status. 'Landon is happy, jovial and very affectionate. He gives hugs and kisses a lot and runs everywhere like there's a turbo in him. But Landon is at an age when he wants what he wants when he wants it, and he's not old enough to respond to logic. That means, every day, there's a new challenge.

'Landon is talking a lot now,' Lewis continues. 'He's saying, "Yo!" all the time, and his mother doesn't like it. She says it comes from me. I tell her it doesn't. I don't go around the house saying, "Yo!" So now we're trying to figure out where it came from. Another problem is that, because of who I am, whenever Landon goes out, people shadow-box with him. So now he's picked it up. He holds his hands up and throws punches and says, "Box! Box!" I've made a point not to do it with him. I want him to excel in a variety of sports when he's older. He can choose which ones, but I'd have mixed feelings about Landon boxing.

Marriage and fatherhood have brought renewed responsibility, Lewis notes. 'I grew up independent and doing my own thing,' he says. 'But with a wife and child, I can't do that any more because it's not just me now. I always have to think in terms of "us", not "me". And Landon will have a brother or sister before much longer.'

Lewis spends much of each day tending to domestic chores and caring for Landon. He still plays chess. 'And I play poker,' he volunteers. 'Not for big stakes. I might win or lose a hundred pounds. If I win, great. If I lose, that was the cost of the evening's entertainment.' He also provides commentary on occasion for HBO boxing telecasts in the United States. And, in his words, 'People are always bringing business ventures to me.'

Lewis's current professional passion is acting. During his ring career, he made cameo appearances in television shows including Fantasy Island and In The House. His first role in a major film was a brief scene playing himself in the 2001 remake of Ocean's Eleven. Last year, he took a major step forward when he landed a role in the feature film Johnny Was, which had its UK premiere at the Belfast Film Festival on 31 March. It's the fictional tale of Irishman Johnny Doyle, who decides to leave a life of violence behind and lie low in Brixton. But Doyle is soon enmeshed in events concerning a pirate radio-station owner, a West Indian drug lord and an IRA prison-escapee. Lewis plays Ras, the reggae-loving owner of the pirate radio station. 'I've known a lot of people who were like Ras,' he says, 'so that was a start for me in portraying his character. But I realise now that acting is much more complicated than I thought it was.'

How so?

'I was doing myself an injustice when I started acting because I was acting each part the way Lennox Lewis would, rather than the way the character would. I understand now that, to be a good actor, I have to become somebody else. I fight myself on that all the time. I'm taking acting lessons from several coaches. Whatever I do, I always want to get better.

'Acting is like boxing in that both jobs require training and discipline. And you have to be open to being taught. Acting coaches are like trainers, in that they try to make sure you do things correctly and get as much as possible out of you. There's different kinds of preparation for a fight, depending on who the opponent is, and there's different kinds of preparation for a role, depending on the character you're playing. The difference is, in acting, no one is trying to knock your head off.'

Fighters, of course, try to render each other unconscious. Everything that takes place in a boxing ring proceeds from that premise. Boxing is a Darwinian jungle in which skill counts more than personality and power often outweighs the strongest character. Still, Lewis says without equivocation, 'I enjoyed the time I was a fighter. I'm glad I had that experience. The last few times I was in training camp, I told myself, "I'd better take all this in now because there will only be a few more of these in my life."'

Lewis recalls five fights with particular fondness. The first was against former WBO champion Ray Mercer at Madison Square Garden in 1996. Mercer, an Olympic gold medallist, was a bull of a man with a straight-ahead, no-finesse brawling style. 'Sometimes it's not enough to just box,' Lennox says. 'Sometimes you have to fight.' Lewis-Mercer was one of those times. In the late rounds, Lennox went toe-to-toe in the trenches with Mercer and prevailed on a narrow decision. Then came two fights against Evander Holyfield for the undisputed heavyweight championship of the world. The first, on 13 March 1999, was declared a draw, to the outrage of the media, most of whom were sure that Lewis had won. Eight months later, Lewis and Holyfield met again; Lewis was awarded a unanimous decision.

'After that, I'd point to my rematch against Hasim Rahman [in 2001],' he offers. 'He won the first time we fought. That I'd lost to him the first time made knocking him out all the sweeter. One thing I learnt in boxing is that defeat, properly handled, makes a person stronger. You can't walk in the rain without getting wet, and you can't be in a boxing ring without getting hit. From the day I started boxing, I knew there could be only one winner for each fight and there was always a chance I could lose. Winning and losing are on the same page in my book, and you have to accept them both. Twice in my career, I slipped [Lewis's other defeat was a 1994 loss to Oliver McCall]. But both times, I came back and beat the man who beat me. I'm proud of that. It was important for me to avenge those losses.'

The final encounter on Lewis's list of his most meaningful fights is his destruction of Mike Tyson. That bout ended with Tyson lying on the canvas, blood streaming from his mouth and nose and from cuts above both eyes. 'I had to fight Tyson,' Lewis says. 'If I hadn't, no matter how much I accomplished, no matter how many other fights I won, there would have always been people who said, "Yes, Lennox was good but he never could have beaten Tyson."'

His voice becomes wistful. 'When I saw Tyson against Danny Williams and Kevin McBride, I was looking at a fighter who didn't want to fight any more. Mike fought those last two fights because he thought he had to, not because he wanted to. If you feel that way, you shouldn't fight.'

Did Tyson feel the same when he and Lennox met in the ring?

'At the time, I thought Mike wanted to fight me. The whole world wanted that fight, and we'd been building to it for such a long time. But looking back, no, I don't think Mike wanted to be in the ring that night.'

Emanuel Steward, who began working with Lewis after the fighter's loss to Oliver McCall and stayed with him through to the end of his career, agrees with that assessment. 'Mike definitely didn't want to be in the ring with Lennox. And I'll tell you something else: very few fighters in history could have beaten Lennox that night. I make my living by producing winners. That's what I do, so I know what I'm talking about. But the key in boxing isn't the sculptor; it's the marble. And Lennox was a fabulous fighter to work with. All great fighters have bumps in the road, and he had a few himself. But, in the end, he did what he had to do. He was a great fighter.'

When Lewis formally retired as an active fighter, he closed his public announcement with the words, 'Let the new era begin.' So far, however, it hasn't been much of an era.

At present, four men claim pieces of the heavyweight throne. Hasim Rahman succeeded Vitali Klitschko as the World Boxing Council champion, but he didn't win the title in the ring. He was the WBC's 'interim champion' by virtue of a desultory 12-round decision victory over Monte Barrett. The 'interim' was later removed by fiat of the organisation's executive board. Seven-foot, 23-stone Nikolay Valuev of Russia is the World Boxing Association standard-bearer. He won a suspicious majority decision over John Ruiz in Berlin last December to claim that honour. Their match-up was considered such a farce that it wasn't even shown on television in the United States. Chris Byrd, the International Boxing Federation champion, was once a stylish boxer. But Byrd never had power, and now his quickness is gone. Lamon Brewster captured the WBO crown with a freakish stoppage of Wladimir Klitschko and is considered by many to be a caretaker champion.

The situation was best summed up by former heavyweight great Joe Frazier, who said recently: 'I really couldn't tell you who the champ is right now. It puzzles me.'

Lewis says: 'There's a certain satisfaction when I look at the heavyweight division today. It feels good, knowing that people have come to understand that I was the last true heavyweight champion.' But in the next sentence, he adds: 'I feel bad for the sport.' Yet he declines to criticise the limitations of the present champions.

'The era of Lewis, Tyson and Holyfield is over,' Lewis says. 'We know that. But boxing is hard enough without other boxers coming down on you. It always surprises me when boxers speak ill of other boxers. We have reporters coming down on us. We have fans coming down on us. Boxers are a family. We know things about boxing that other people don't. We understand that, even when we win, we lose a little of ourselves every time we get in the ring. We don't need to come down on each other. We should protect each other. So I'll just say that it takes physical gifts, hard work, commitment and luck to get to the top in boxing. Each of the top heavyweights today has been successful in his way. Anyone who gets into a boxing ring deserves credit for his courage.'

Meanwhile, the world has come to understand that Lewis's retirement was for real. 'Boxing is a happy part of my past,' he says. 'But I don't miss it. It's a hard sport. Boxers are trained to exploit their opponents' weaknesses. It's survival of the fittest. We hit you on your wounds. One bad move and the game can be over. I got out at the right time for me.'

And so, at the age of 40, Lewis is on to new challenges. 'You can only do things for so long,' he says. 'Then you get too old or you grow out of them and you move on to another stage in life. Boxing was a big part of my life, but it was never what I defined myself by. I'm the same person now that I was when I was boxing. The only difference is that my goals have changed. Instead of trying to be the best fighter in the world, my goals now are to be the best father I can be, the best husband I can be, and to make a difference in the lives of some of the less fortunate people in the world.'

CARS > BMW owners get iPod as co-pilot


iPods are about to hitch a ride in more BMWs. The carmaker on Wednesday announced the debut of a new interface for iPod that will enable integration of the music player in the newest generation of beemers.

The interface will be available for owners of the new BMW 3 series sedans and sports wagons, as well as the 5, 6 and 7 series. It will also be available for the new M5 sedan and M6 coupe. With it, audiophile roadsters can plug their music collections directly into their car's sound system and access and sort their music library, shuffle songs, skip between tracks and adjust volume--all, BMW says, without any loss of sound quality or driving control (we hope). Artist, album and song title will appear in the display monitor.

The new interface is compatible with Sirius satellite radio, as well as the recently introduced HD Radio. It will be available for customers to purchase at BMW centers beginning in July, but pricing has not been determined. The original BMW iPod adapter, meanwhile, will continue to be available for 2002 and later BMW models: X3, X5, Z4 and previous-generation 3 series.

More and more car companies, including Audi, Volkswagen and Honda, have announced iPod features, with Apple Computer estimating that more than 5 million cars will ship with iPod support in the United States in 2006.

Tyler Brûlé > Try the one-third dinner rule and find a flat with no lift


An apartment full of Sprüngli Easter bunnies is a dangerous thing. My grandmother's Estonian "kringel" (traditional holiday saffron, cardamom and raisin bread) with lashings of salty butter, consumed over a five-day period, is an even more lethal combo for midriff and chin territory. Fortunately, I chose to celebrate the holiday in one of Europe's most "sportif" resorts and did my best to behave accordingly.

Fast Lane's mail bag gets all manner of odd inquiries. Recent reader requests have included a demand for a comprehensive shop listing for the chinos I mentioned some weeks ago (Incotex trousers are best sourced in Italy), drinking and dining tips for Tokyo (the yuzu cocktails at Bluestone in Aoyama and a multi-course steak dinner at Imahan) and my car of choice (I ride a bike or I'm driven). My most frequent query, however, is for a rundown of my daily sport regime. It's always flattering to receive letters asking "how do you stay in shape on the road" or "what's your secret for balancing travel and diet" - particularly when readers have nothing more to go on than a tiny head shot that was taken three years ago and may well betray the fact that I look like Humpty Dumpty from the neck down. The good news is I've managed to avoid ballooning to the proportions of that nursery rhyme character; the bad news is that sticking to a regime when you're on and off aircraft daily is no easy task.

I doubt my regime would ever find its way on to the Amazon best-seller list, land me on Oprah or be sanctioned by anyone remotely linked to the medical profession but it works for me (with a 1-1½kg margin for going temporarily off piste before getting my house back in order) and doesn't involve drugs, absurd dietary sacrifices or a suite full of exercise machines covered in dust.

Here are my 10 tools and tips for keeping toned:

1. The 35-minute morning run

Central Park or the Alster, snow or sun, gravel or grass, I kick-start my day with a 35-minute run four to five times a week. On good days I'm frisky enough to throw in a few one-minute sprints, on bad days I drag myself around Regent's Park. For reasons of security I leave my iPod at home and use my session to focus on the day, week and year ahead.

2. Asics trainers

I've tried Reebok, Nike and Adidas but over the past few years I have become a devotee of Asics running trainers. I wouldn't normally have much place for footwear that features large flashes of metallic silver with electric yellow trim but for the support and comfort of their top-of- the-range trainer I make an exception.

3. Howies' long-sleeve merino wool thermal tops

With a fingernail-size logo stitched on to the side seam, Welsh brand Howies's thermal top is one of the most discreet and functional athletic garments on the market. Ideal for chilly morning runs that don't require protective rainwear, they take up little space in the hold-all, dry quickly and don't retain odour like most synthetics. Order them in bulk.

4. When in America, eat a third of what's on your plate

Unless you're bulking up for sumo school, no one needs to consume the total contents of a contemporary American dinner plate.

5. When in Europe, eat half of what's on your plate

If your workday involves breakfast, lunch, post-work drinks and dinner meetings, draw an imaginary line down the middle of the plate and only eat from one side of the meridian. As for cocktails, drink whatever you like but give the nut bowl a swerve.

6. Ben

A year ago I started retaining the services of an ex-Royal Marine named Ben to push me that little bit faster and further around the park, force me to do loathsome resistance exercises and chat about the latest in advanced weapons guidance systems.

7. The trolley or the tray?

There's nothing worse than feeling stuffed at 36,000 feet, which is why I usually pass on the tray and opt for champagne for a starter, tomato juice for my main course and two glasses of merlot for dessert and slumber insurance.

8. Become a stairmaster

I didn't set out looking for a fourth-floor flat without a lift but two years on I'm convinced I have both a stronger heart and bum as a result of real estate choice.

9. A Polar watch for pace

One of the best inventions to come out of Finland since Alvar Aalto's stools for Artec, the Polar watch, complete with pedometer function, is the best device for monitoring performance and measuring achievements.

10. Korean bodyscrubs

Not for the modest or faint-hearted, a good Korean scrub not only peels off multiple layers of skin but an all-naked, public environment is also effective for serious self-assessment.

EUROVISION > Finland Squirms as Its Latest Export Steps Into Spotlight


HELSINKI, Finland — They have eight-foot retractable latex Satan wings, sing hits like "Chainsaw Buffet" and blow up slabs of smoking meat on stage. So members of the band Lordi expected a reaction when they beat a crooner of love ballads to represent Finland at the Eurovision song contest in Athens, the competition that was the springboard for Abba and Celine Dion.

But the heavy-metal monster band did not imagine a national identity crisis.

First, Finnish religious leaders warned that the Freddy Krueger look-alikes could inspire Satanic worship. Then critics called for President Tarja Halonen to use her constitutional powers to veto the band and nominate a traditional Finnish folk singer instead. Rumors even circulated that Lordi members were agents sent by President Vladimir V. Putin to destabilize Finland before a Russian coup — an explanation for their refusal to take off their freakish masks in public.

The fury also spread in Greece, winner of last year's Eurovision and therefore the host of this year's contest, where an anti-Lordi movement called Hellenes urged the Finnish government "to say 'no' to this evil group." One young Finn calling himself Suomi (Finland in Finnish) wrote to a newspaper Web log saying, "If Lordi wins Eurovision, I am leaving the country."

The lead singer, Lordi — a former film student who goes by his real name, Tomi Putaansuu, when not wielding a blood-spurting electric chain saw — is philosophical about the uproar.

The affair, Mr. Putaansuu says, has exposed the insecurity of a young country whose peculiar language is spoken by only six million people worldwide and whose sense of identity has been dented by being part of the Swedish kingdom and the Russian empire until gaining independence in 1917. Most Finns, he adds, would rather be known for Santa Claus than heavily made-up monster mutants.

"In Finland, we have no Eiffel Tower, few real famous artists, it is freezing cold and we suffer from low self-esteem," said Mr. Putaansuu, who, as Lordi, has horns protruding from his forehead and sports long black fingernails.

As he stuck out his tongue menacingly, his red demon eyes glaring, Lordi was surrounded by Kita, an alien-man-beast predator who plays flame-spitting drums inside a cage; Awa, a blood-splattered ghost who howls backup vocals; Ox, a zombie bull who plays bass; and Amen, a mummy in a rubber loincloth who plays guitar.

Dragging on a cigarette, Mr. Putaansuu added, "Finns nearly choked on their cereal when they realized we were the face Finland would be showing to the world."

Often derided as a showcase of kitsch, Eurovision is one of the most watched television programs in the world. It pits pop groups from all over Europe and the Middle East against one another, with the winner decided by popular vote by more than 600 million viewers.

It is not the first time the contest, which began in 1956, has spawned discontent. Last year's Ukrainian entry song was rewritten after being deemed too political by government officials in Kiev because it celebrated the Orange Revolution. When Dana International, an Israeli transsexual, won in 1998 with her hit song "Diva," rabbis accused her of flouting the values of the Jewish state.

But not everyone in this Nordic country of five million views the monster squad as un-Finnish. Some Finns say that Lordi is right at home and that the band's use of flaming dragon-encrusted swords and exploding baby dolls expresses the warrior spirit of the Vikings.

Alex Nieminen, a Finnish ad executive, says the band harks back to the Hakkapeliittas, the legendary Finnish cavalry unit that fought as part of the Swedish army in the 17th century. He argues that the slasher film imitators embody Finnish self-assertion after decades of isolation.

"Lordi represents a rebellion by Finns who are saying, 'Hey we are not all the Nokia-wielding people the government would like you to think we are,' " Mr. Nieminen said.

On the eve of the vote, fans in ghoulish monster outfits held Lordi parties from Helsinki to Lapland and sent text messages urging everyone from grandmothers to young metal heads to "Change the face of Finland!" Lordi won the right to go to Athens with its Kiss-inspired anthem "Hard Rock Hallelujah" and its lyrics, "Wings on my back/I got horns on my head/my fangs are sharp/and my eyes are red."

The Finns' fascination for Lordi may reflect their eternal hope after coming in last at Eurovision eight times. Some Finns rank that humiliation with their nation's appeasement of the Soviet Union or losing in hockey to Sweden.

Finns blame their losing streak on the fact that contestants have typically sung in their mother tongue, a famously difficult Uralic language where words with three umlauts are not uncommon.

" 'Finland, zero points' has become a source of deep embarrassment in the nation's psyche," Ilkka Mattila, the country's leading music critic, said. "So Lordi's success must be understood as a vote by people who feel we have nothing to lose."

Finns are so uncomfortable with themselves, says Alexander Stubb, a Finnish member of the European Parliament, that when they meet someone for the first time, they stare at their own feet. Then, after 10 years of friendship, they stare at the other person's feet. But there is little risk that anyone, Finnish or otherwise, will stare at Lordi's furry platform demon boots, he adds, noting that Lordi could embarrass Finland when it takes over the European Union presidency in July.

Timo Soini, leader of "Ordinary Finns," a traditionalist political party from rural Finland, says Lordi has attracted criticism because Finns are so thin-skinned about how others perceive them. "Finns are suspicious when they see someone new come to play in their sandbox," Mr. Soini said. "And that is particularly the case when that someone looks like a monster."

While other boys in Lapland were playing hockey, Mr. Putaansuu played with his Barbie doll and began experimenting with makeup. In film school he became obsessed with horror films and the heavy metal bands Kiss and Twisted Sister. Like his fellow metal heads, Mr. Putaansuu hoped that transgression would sell big. But he says it took 10 years to get a record deal because Finnish labels were so turned off by the band's appearance.

Under their masks, the band members are quintessential Finns. Awa, the ghost, is a soft-spoken blond who wears glasses and studied classical music. Even Mr. Putaansuu, who wears a black leather jacket when not sporting serpent lapels, says his music is closer to gospel than Satan. After all, one of the band's hit songs is "The Devil Is a Loser."

"Even if we lose the contest, we have already won," Mr. Putaansuu said. "Many Finns would rather have sent someone boring and acceptable than to be represented by freaks like us."

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

DIGITAL > For MySpace, Making Friends Was Easy. Big Profit Is Tougher.


NYTIMES.COM: ALMOST on a lark, Chris DeWolfe bought the Internet address MySpace.com in 2002, figuring that it might be useful someday. At first, he used the site to peddle a motorized contraption, made in China and called an E-scooter, for $99.

Selling products online comes naturally to him. Having jumped into the Internet business in the early days, Mr. DeWolfe had become a master of the aggressive forms of online marketing, including e-mail messages and pop-up advertising. After the Internet bubble burst, he even built a site that let people download computer cursors in the form of waving flags; the trick was that they also downloaded software that would monitor their Internet movements and show them pop-up ads.

Very quickly, however, Mr. DeWolfe's tactics for MySpace changed. He had noticed the popularity of Friendster, a rapidly growing Web site that let people communicate with their friends and meet the friends of their friends. What would happen, he wondered, if he combined this type of social networking with the sort of personal expression enabled by other sites for creating Web pages or online journals?

He convinced the executives of eUniverse, the company that had bought his own marketing firm, ResponseBase, to back his plan. As soon as the site was reintroduced, in the summer of 2003, Mr. DeWolfe saw it grow quickly with little marketing. And although his scrappy backer was hungry for cash, he resisted pressure to flood MySpace with advertising and to turn all of its members into money.

"Chris came from ResponseBase, and they knew all the direct marketing tactics to get money out of almost anything," said Brett C. Brewer, the former president of eUniverse, which was later renamed Intermix Media. "But I give him credit: from literally the first or second month, he realized MySpace could be something we really need to protect because user confidence in the site was paramount."

Now MySpace has a new owner — Rupert Murdoch's News Corporation, which bought MySpace and Intermix last year for $649 million — and the pressure on Mr. DeWolfe to find a way to make much more money from MySpace is far greater.

But the opportunity is greater, too. More than 70 million members have signed up — more than twice as many as MySpace had when Mr. Murdoch agreed to buy it — drawn by a simple format that lets users build their own profile pages and link to the pages of their friends. It has tapped into three passions of young people: expressing themselves, interacting with friends and consuming popular culture.

MySpace now displays more pages each month than any other Web site except Yahoo. More pages, of course, means more room for ads. And, in theory, those ads can be narrowly focused on each member's personal passions, which they conveniently display on their profiles. As an added bonus for advertisers, the music, photos and video clips that members place on their profiles constitutes a real-time barometer of what is hot.

FOR now, MySpace is charging bargain-basement rates to attract enough advertisers for the nearly one billion pages it displays each day. The company will have revenue of about $200 million this year, estimated Richard Greenfield of Pali Capital, a brokerage firm in New York. That is less than one-twentieth of Yahoo's revenue.

In buying MySpace, Mr. Murdoch also bought a tantalizing problem: how to tame a vast sea of fickle and unruly teenagers and college students just enough to notice advertising or to buy things, yet not make the site so commercial that he scares off his audience. At the same time, he must address the real and growing concerns of parents and teachers who see MySpace as a den of youthful excess and, potentially, as a lure for sexual predators.

Mr. Murdoch's initial strategy seems to be to do nothing to interfere with whatever alchemy attracted so many young people to MySpace in the first place. So he has embraced Mr. DeWolfe, 40, and Tom Anderson, 30, the company's president and co-founder, and their close-knit management team. And he is providing them with the cash to reinforce MySpace's shaky computer system and to hire armies of sales representatives to bring in more money from the banner ads and sponsored pages that MySpace sells.

Read on.

LUSTY LADY > Long Live Blowjob Nation


VILLAGEVOICE.COM: I have a confession to make: I love sucking cock. Maybe that's not such a revelation, considering the other things I've shared in this column, but I'm starting to get the feeling that most women give head just to please their men. Aside from Liz Phair, where have all the blowjob queens gone? I recently spent a lazy Sunday morning going down on a new lover for over an hour. He enjoyed every minute, but couldn't come because of some medications he's taking. I was content to maximize my time figuring out what he liked, getting used to his unique shape and smell and taste. Even my sore jaw the next day was a mark of a job well done. My eagerness surprised him. "I've never been with anyone so enthusiastic," he told me. I wasn't sure how to take that, but I think it was a compliment. Read on.

MUSIC > Michael Jackson eyeing 50 Cent collaboration


NEW YORK (Billboard) - Embattled pop star Michael Jackson is eyeing a collaboration with rapper 50 Cent.

The first fruit of a potential pairing would likely appear on a mixtape spearheaded by DJ Whoo Kid, a member of 50 Cent's crew, who told Billboard.com he is heading to Bahrain in two weeks to take possession of tracks Jackson has been working on in his home studio.

50 Cent's spokesperson said the rapper has made no commitment to appear on the mixtape -- a DJ-produced compilation popular in the hip-hop world -- or on Jackson's next studio album, which will be released on his new Two Seas label.

Sources say the first single from that as-yet-untitled project, "Now That I Found Love," will be released November 21. The track is being produced by Jackson and longtime collaborator Bruce Swedien, who engineered the classic track "Thriller" and co-produced the album "Dangerous."

Two Seas Records is a joint venture between Jackson and Abdulla Hamad Al-Khalifa. U.K. record executive Guy Holmes has been tapped as CEO of the label and will also be tasked with managing Jackson's other business interests.

SCIENCE > Researchers Develop Portable Cocaine-A-Lyzer


LIVESCIENCE.COM: A DNA molecule that stiffens and folds when it encounters cocaine is the engine that drives a new handheld, fast-acting drug detector.

Reliable tests for cocaine take several hours at a laboratory. And although police and customs agents have field tests for cocaine, criminals often use masking chemicals to thwart these so-called "Scott tests." In a Scott test, a chemical changes color when it is added to substances that contain cocaine.

The new detector—scientists have built a rudimentary prototype—sees through the masking agents and can also sense cocaine in body fluids or materials that it comes in contact with. Detecting tiny traces of cocaine in blood or salvia could someday allow the device to work much like a breathalyzer for alcohol, said biochemist Kevin Plaxco of the University of California, Santa Barbara.

So far the device has sniffed out cocaine mixed with many of the substances drug dealers use to cut the drug, including flour, sugar, baking soda, coffee, and mustard powder. It also sees through such chemical masking agents as cobaltous thiocyanate, which sophisticated drug dealers mix into cocaine to fool the Scott test.

The detector works by passing an electronic signal through a type of DNA molecule, called an aptamer, that binds with other specific molecules, in this case cocaine.

This particular type of aptamer, which is synthetic, is usually floppy. When it binds with cocaine, however, it stiffens up and assumes a structured, folded shape, which causes it to allow electrons to pass through it more readily.

The drug detector's engine is a 1-millimeter square electrode that is coated with somewhere around 100 million of the cocaine-friendly molecules. After each test this electrode can be rinsed and reused with a loss in sensitivity of just 1 percent. That means an electrode could be used perhaps 100 times before it would have to be replaced. It also can be used immediately after washing, a key feature for a portable tester, Plaxco says. "We wash it with a cocaine-free buffer and it resets in seconds," he said.

Now the scientists are improving the detector's sensitivity to cocaine, Plaxco said. One route is to make aptamer molecules that are even more receptive to cocaine.

"If the DNA molecule binds cocaine more tightly, then it will take less cocaine to cause the folding," he explained. They are also refining the device's electronic system to detect smaller changes in electrical current, and so smaller amounts of cocaine.

By using different aptamer DNA molecules that favor other substances, the same technology could be expanded to find other drugs, both the illicit type and the therapeutic variety whose levels must be closely monitored in patients.

"We're monitoring a very specific binding-induced change in the DNA itself. And that's why our sensor works straight in blood serum," Plaxco said. "That's the real advantage. Other people have built biosensors that are just as sensitive as ours. Other people have built biosensors using aptamers even, that are just as generalizable as ours. Ours has both of those attributes and it works in blood, and dirt, and food. That's the huge advance."

MUSIC > Hey Mister DJ...Bob Dylan!


After decades as music's most enigmatic icon, Bob Dylan has stunned his fans by becoming a DJ for an American station. And The Observer has had an exclusive preview of his first broadcast.

It starts with the sound of rain. A woman's voice tells us it is night in the city, and a nurse is smoking the last cigarette in the pack. Then comes a nasal, gravelly voice, more familiar in song: 'It's time for Theme Time Radio Hour. Dreams, schemes and themes.' The career of Bob Dylan, radio DJ, has begun.

Once the most iconic recluse in the music business, Dylan will spring a surprise on fans next month by broadcasting a weekly music show across America. His debut behind the mic, due to be broadcast on 3 May, has been heard exclusively in advance by The Observer.

As the quaint title, Theme Time Radio Hour, implies, it is a simple format, even old-fashioned. Taking a different theme each week, Dylan introduces his favourite records with a wry line or pithy anecdote, then lets the music do the talking. First is 'weather'. Sounding utterly imperturbable in his new role, he drawls in characteristically rhythmic tones: 'Today's show, all about the weather. Curious about what the weather looks like? Just look out your window, take a walk outside. We're gonna start out with the great Muddy Waters, one of the ancients by now, who all moderns prize.' He has been provided with a digital recording kit so that he can present the hour-long programme from home, studio or tour bus. He sends a playlist to XM Satellite Radio's researchers, who then assemble the music around his narration.

Future shows will be built around themes such as 'cars', 'dance', 'police' and 'whisky' and also feature special guests including songwriter Elvis Costello, film star Charlie Sheen, Penn Jillette, the TV illusionist, and comedians Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel. Dylan will read and answer selected emails sent by listeners - a thrill for fans who have regarded him as a Messiah-like figure of unreachable mystique.

The playlist for the first show ranges from Muddy Waters's 'Blow, Wind, Blow' to Dean Martin's 'I Don't Care if the Sun Don't Shine', from Jimi Hendrix's 'The Wind Cries Mary' to Judy Garland's 'Come Rain or Come Shine'. The list, much of it from the Fifties, offers a fascinating insight into the sources of Dylan's musical inspiration. But there is no place for the counter-culture hero's own nod to meteorological mischief, 'Blowin' In The Wind'.

Radio is a natural return to Dylan's roots. In his youth, Robert Zimmerman, as he was then called, was an avid listener, first to blues and country music stations broadcasting from New Orleans, then to the first stirrings of rock'n'roll.

It took three years for XM's chief creative programming officer, Lee Abrams, to persuade Dylan, 65 next month, to do the show. He said: 'With Theme Time Radio Hour, Bob redefines "cool radio" by combining a sense of intellect with edginess in a way that hasn't been on radio before. Bob has put a lot of work into his XM show, and it's clear that he's having a good time behind the mic.' XM, whose presenters include Dylan's friend and fellow musician Tom Petty, is America's biggest satellite radio service with more than 6.5m subscribers and 170 digital channels. As subscription-based, ad-free satellite radio grows rapidly in popularity, the Washington-based service is battling for listeners with Sirius, which poached 'shock jock'

Howard Stern from terrestrial radio in a £282m five-year deal.

The Observer asked Charlie Gillett, the musicologist and BBC World Service DJ, to listen to Dylan's debut. He said: 'The programme is seamless and natural - it's how radio should be. His growly commentary is charming. It draws you in and you never for a moment think he's playing games, which he's supposedly notorious for doing.

'In each case he's got something to say and it all hangs beautifully together. To put Jimi Hendrix and Judy Garland together and not make it sound weird is an impressive achievement. The lack of adverts is also a big boon. For his audience it's absolutely perfect.'

Another Dylan devotee, poet laureate Andrew Motion, says of the playlist: 'It has a good mixture; it may not enhance the legend, but it very engagingly confirms a good many things we know - about the eclecticism of his taste, and about his skill in combining light-heartedness with seriousness.'

The bad news for British fans is that, although the show can be heard online, it is available only to people with a US billing address. So few here will hear Dylan sign off his first outing with the words: 'Well, the old clock on the wall says it's time to go. Until next week, you are all my sunshine. If you think the summer sun is too hot, just remember, at least you don't have to shovel it.'

Bob's playlist choices

Blow, Wind, Blow - Muddy Waters
You Are My Sunshine - Jimmie Davis
California Sun - Joe Jones
Just Walking in the Rain - The Prisonaires
After the Clouds Roll Away - The Consolers
Let the Four Winds Blow - Fats Domino
Raining in my Heart - Slim Harpo
Summer Wind - Frank Sinatra
The Wind Cries Mary - Jimi Hendrix
Come Rain or Come Shine - Judy Garland
It's Raining - Irma Thomas
Stormy Weather - The Spaniels
Jamaica Hurricane - Lord Beginner
A Place in the Sun - Stevie Wonder (Italian version)
Uncloudy Day - The Staple Singers
I Don't Care if the Sun Don't Shine - Dean Martin
Keep on the Sunny Side - The Carter Family

Friday, April 14, 2006

BUSINESS > Jackson's Beatles Catalog Is Becoming So Yesterday


LATIMES.COM: Michael Jackson, who ruled the pop charts before struggling with mounting debts and legal troubles, began dismantling his empire Thursday by agreeing to sell a portion of his beloved music publishing catalog that features hits by the Beatles and dozens of other stars.

To avoid foreclosure on several loans, Jackson signed a $325 million refinancing agreement that will require him to sell half of his 50 percent stake in Sony/ATV Music Publishing to partner Sony Corp. within the next few years. Proceeds will pay off a large portion of the performer's debt, owed primarily to New York hedge fund Fortress Investment Group, LLC.

The deal is a coup for Sony, which has long hoped to acquire a larger interest in the thousands of copyrights owned by Sony/ATV, which include 251 Beatles songs and Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind." People familiar with the deal, who asked not to be named, said Sony is likely to pay Jackson about $250 million.

The Sony/ATV catalog is currently valued at about $1 billion but is expected to be worth more by the time Sony buys half of Jackson's stake, since revenues have grown by more than 10 percent in the past 2 years. Both representatives for Jackson and Sony/ATV declined to comment on the deal.

A star since he was a child performing with his brothers in The Jackson 5, the singer's 1983 solo album "Thriller" remains one of the top sellers of all time. In 1990, Forbes estimated the self-proclaimed "King of Pop's" net worth at $175 million.

But as his celebrity grew, so did Jackson's overhead, as his lifestyle became more extravagant and his collections of lavish homes and exotic animals grew. At the same time, Jackson's music sales slowed as his public persona was hurtby a civil suit that alleged he had molested a child.

That suit was settled out of court. But in 2004, he was indicted on criminal child molestation charges involving another plaintiff. He was acquittal of those charges last year. . The seeds of Thursday's agreement took root in the spring of 2005, when Bank of America representatives approached Jackson about a looming repayment deadline on a $270 million loan collateralized by the singer's interest in Sony/ATV.

Jackson, who was then awaiting trial on child-molestation charges, authorized his advisers to negotiate a solution that would have erased his debts and provided the singer with income of about $10 million a year, according to someone who participated in the negotiations. As part of the agreement, Sony Corp. would have purchased half the singer's interest in Sony/ATV for between $200 million and $250 million.

But at the last minute, sources close to that negotiations say, Jackson balked at the deal. Over the objections of Jackson's advisers, Bank of America then sold the loans to Fortress.

Jackson was acquitted of all criminal charges last June, but when the newly Fortress-owned loans came due in December, the singer lacked sufficient funds to repay them. Sony officials including chief financial officer Rob Wiesenthal, worried that Fortress might seize Jackson's interest in Sony/ATV, helped the singer negotiate an extension, but the loan's interest rate increased and the total amount owed ballooned to more than $300 million.Jackson soon relocated to Bahrain, making the possibility that he could jumpstart his recording and touring career even more remote .

On the advice of Bahraini advisers and new Los Angeles-based consultants, Jackson negotiated Thursday's deal, in which the singer may receive less from Sony than was proposed last year.

Jackson, who according to 2005 court testimony was spending $30 million more a year than he earned, will still collect profits from his remaining 25 percent share in Sony/ATV, and will receive royalties from his own compositions, which remain separate from Sony/ATV. However, the publishing rights of those songs will be used as collateral for the refinanced loan, putting them at risk if Jackson defaults in the future.

"There's no more people in the shadows to help him out," said Debra Opri, an attorney who represents Jackson's parents. "He's selling everything because no one else will finance him."

Another beneficiary of the agreement is Los Angeles music attorney John Branca, who has been alternately embraced and spurned by the mercurial Jackson throughout much of the singer's career. Branca helped structure the entertainer's purchase of the Beatles' and others' copyrights in 1985 for $47.5 million.

Today, those assets are worth more than five times that, and sources say Branca, who owned 2.5 percent of the Sony/ATV venture, has already pocketed as much as $20 million when Jackson bought out his share as part of Thursday's refinancing agreement.

Citing a confidentiality agreement, Branca refused to discuss Jackson's refinancing or the terms of his agreement with singer.

When Jackson first purchased the copyrights that today spared him from defaulting on his debts, few imagined he would ever need saving.

In 1983, after releasing the bestselling album "Thriller," Jackson met with Branca in the den of his family's home in Encino. The singer told the lawyer that he wanted to start acquiring the copyrights of famous songs.

Jackson had recently dined with Sir Paul McCartney, who had explained that copyright owners typically get half of the revenues generated by a song. A few months later, Branca told Jackson that a company owning the copyrights on 251 Beatles tunes including "Yesterday" and "Let It Be" was on the market, and the singer jumped.

That company, an entertainment conglomerate named ATV, had purchased the Beatles' publishing company in 1969 as well as more than 4,000 songs by other artists.

Jackson told his advisers he wanted ATV as much for emotional as financial reasons.

"Michael was very determined to buy the songs," said Gary Stiffleman, a music attorney who helped negotiate Jackson's purchase of ATV. "He feels a real connection to the masterpieces, and he wanted to own the legacy. They hold enormous emotional value."

Thursday, April 13, 2006

ART > "Message Personnel" @ GALERIE YVON LAMBERT, Paris


ARTFORUM.COM: Yvon Lambert is celebrating his gallery's fortieth anniversary (and his twentieth in his current space) with an exhibition that combines historic and new works from the gallery's artists with "personal messages" conceived for the occasion. Each artist is represented by one work, and from this assembly of drawings, photographs, collages, sculptures, and text pieces emerges a trace of the gallery's identity. Several generations rub elbows, from elder statesmen Carl Andre, Niele Toroni, and Lawrence Weiner to younger artists, including Claude Lévêque, Jonathan Monk, Koo Jeong-a, and Mircea Cantor. Walking around the show, several unifying themes begin to assert themselves—most notably, a genuine affection for words. Jonathan Monk's neon work flashes: "PAY ATTENTION / MOTHER FUCKER," humorously referencing experiments with artwork as direct message. In another room, a piece by Lawrence Weiner demonstrates an attention to more formal issues (signed and sealed and delivered, 2006). Portraiture returns in a variety of ways, a necessary gesture, perhaps, when celebration is the modus operandi. This genre is present in a series of thirteen photographs by Douglas Gordon (What am I doing wrong, 2005), Stanley Brown's portrait of the gallerist, another by Cy Twombly, Claude Lévêque's installation Richard, 2006, and, in a corner, Koo Jeong-a's detached photograph of a dog, UPY, 2006. On the walls of a cube-within-a-cube in the middle of the main room are assorted "messages" written by the artists, testaments to the value of the exchanges that Lambert has facilitated over the last four decades.

CARS > New York Auto Show: 2007 Saleen⁄Parnelli Jones Limited Edition Mustang


Not satisfied with Ford’s own "California Special" Mustang? A muscle car brought to you by Hertz not making your blood boil? Then perhaps Steve Saleen can light a fire under your ass with his new Saleen/Parnelli Jones Limited Edition Mustang that not only does a great job harkening back to the past with visuals inspired by Jones’ own Grabber Orange Boss 302 Mustang from the early ‘70s, but also adds to the Mustang’s moxy with a 302 cid V8 that produces 370 SAE hp and 370 ft-lbs. of torque at a low, low, low 4,000 RPM. Further engine upgrades allow Steve’s new Stang to rev higher than most Mustangs ever will.

Other special touches include 302 valve covers, a black striped “shaker” hood, a 1970 replica rear wing and rear window quarter panels. There are even removable and reusable static cling decals included, one of Parnelli’s famous number 15 and the other a blue oval logo.

Suspension and brake upgrades as well as an interior tweak that invites the orange inside round out the 2007 Saleen/Parnelli Jones Limited Edition Mustang. While we don’t know how many units will be produced, we do know they’ll be sold in the mid-to-high $50,000 range.

Follow the jump for more pics from Saleen of the Parnelli Jones pony car.

CARS > Surf's up! Ford rolls out Mustang GT "California Special"


In an effort to keep up the buzz surrounding its Mustang as Dodge and Chevy ready their muscle cars for the market, Ford is planning a series of "Feature Cars" for the V8 Mustang. The first off the line is the 2007 Mustang GT "California Special" shown here.

The Mustang GT/California Special is actually a reprise of the original 1968 GT/CS that added Shelby-like styling cues to California-market coupes. Unlike the original, this year's GT/CS will be available nation-wide, in both coupe and convertible versions.

A $1,895 option package, the GT/CS features redesigned front and rear fascias, 18-inch polished wheels, an interior trim package with exclusive "Dove" or "Parchment" themes, and retro-look "California Special" bodyside racing stripes. No extra ponies under the hood, but the engine bay gets a unique trim kit. More pics after the jump!

CARS > New York Auto Show: So cool it Hertz – Mustang GT350H


In the wee hours of Wednesday morning Ford quietly released these official pics of the Mustang GT350H (a.k.a. Rent-A-Racer). Some of the shots were taken on location at a Hertz rental car outlet, which pays homage to the good ol’ days when you could plunk down some cash and have your way with a Mustang for a day. No word yet on whether or not the Hertz of today will be offering the GT350H in its lineup, though we’re hoping it will. Nothing could perk up our summer vacation more than upgrading from a facile Focus to a 320-hp, black-and-gold striped Mustang with hood pins at the rental counter.

We’ll have more details on Ford’s resurrected Rent-A-Racer when it officially unveil the muscle coupe at the show. Until then check out the rest of Ford's glamour shots of the new GT350H after the jump.

THEATER > "Festen" admirable but ultimately unaffecting

NEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) - Thomas Vinterberg's 1998 film "Festen" (released as "The Celebration" in the States) was a stark, powerful depiction of a Danish family in the throes of an intense emotional crisis. It followed the rules of Dogme 95, a style that banned camera trickery, artificial lighting, background music and other such devices.

It's paradoxical, then, that David Eldridge's theatrical adaptation, now on Broadway after incarnations at London's Almeida Theater and on the West End, should prove so opposite in its approach. This simple story of family dysfunction has here been tricked up with fancy lighting, creepy sound effects and atmospheric musical cues, placing more emphasis on theatrical stylization than substance.

It's too bad, because there is much to admire about the production. The story, about a lavish dinner party celebrating the 60th birthday of the family patriarch that is interrupted by a shocking accusation by one of his sons, remains a powerful one. And Rufus Norris' staging, as gimmicky as it is, often displays a striking theatrical imagination.

A truly interesting and eclectic cast has been gathered for the production, including television stars ( Julianna Margulies, Jeremy Sisto), Broadway theater veterans ( Larry Bryggman, Michael Hayden) and one bona fide screen legend who has never before acted onstage ( Ali MacGraw).

Unfortunately, the actors don't quite jell into a seamless ensemble, with the result that we never quite get the necessary claustrophobic feeling of being trapped in one room with the bickering members of an extended family. Despite fine work by several of the performers, there are problematic aspects to the casting, from Sisto's black-sheep brother feeling too similar to his role on "Six Feet Under" to MacGraw's stiffness and lack of stage presence as the stoically regal wife.

Although Joan Wadge's costumes are suitably formal, Ian MacNeil's stark set design fails to convey the stuffy opulence of the setting, so in contrast with the ugliness of behavior by nearly every character.

Ultimately, there's a fussiness to the staging that is at odds with the extremity of the emotions on display. Rather than being the lacerating experience it intends to be, this production seems more interested in showing off its bravura technique.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

TELEVISION > ABC to Offer Four Shows Online for Free


AP: ABC will offer four prime-time shows including "Desperate Housewives" and "Lost" on its Web site for free for two months beginning in May as it continues to expand the ways consumers can watch TV online.

The shows will include advertising that cannot be skipped over during viewing. ABC, which is owned by The Walt Disney Co., already offers ad-free episodes for $1.99 each on Apple Computer Inc.'s iTunes store.

The offerings on the ABC.com Web site will also include current episodes of "Commander in Chief," as well as the entire season of "Alias," and will be available through June. New episodes will be available online the day after they run on ABC.

The shows will be supported by advertisers, including AT&T Inc., Ford Motor Co., Procter & Gamble Co., Toyota Motor Corp. and Unilever PLC, among others.

The experiment comes as networks try to reach viewers who watch less TV in prime-time and are embracing technology that lets them watch shows on computers and portable devices, such as an iPod.

"It's an opportunity for us to learn more about a different model," Anne Sweeney, president of Disney-ABC Television Group, said in a panel discussion Monday at the cable industry's annual convention in Atlanta.

"None of us can live in a world of just one business model. This is about the consumer, and how the consumers use all this new technology. It's consumer first, business model second."

ABC was the first network to sell TV episodes online. Since then others, including NBC, CBS and several cable networks, have offered shows on iTunes, their own Web sites and on Google Inc.'s new video store. Time Warner Inc.'s AOL recently launched in2TV, which streams episodes of classic TV shows with ads.

ABC is working with advertisers to try new, interactive ads that will appear in the shows and will also offer sponsorships. Viewers will be able to pause the shows and skip to various "chapters," but will not be able to fast forward through the ads.

Sweeney said that ABC would be cautious about other distribution deals, being careful to safeguard against piracy, ensure reliability of the technology, and make sure any deals are compatible with ABC brands. Whether such ventures are supported by marketing is also a concern, she said.

Sweeney said ABC had already rejected several other deals for possible distribution of TV shows, but she declined to say which ones.

"You're not going to see us on every single platform," she said.

ABC has not made shows available on Google's video store. ABC has also not yet signed any agreements with cable companies to distribute its hit prime-time shows for on-demand replay services offered on cable, although Sweeney said they were in active talks with several providers.

ABC also said it will continue discussions with its local affiliate stations on ways to share revenue from online ad sales. Affiliates, as well as unions representing actors and writers, have sought a bigger cut of online revenue.

"Our ultimate goal is to find an effective online model, one in which our affiliates can take part," Alex Wallau, president, operations and administration, ABC Television Network, said in a statement.

The Disney-ABC TV group also said Monday it will launch a broadband channel for soap opera viewers on April 17, available to Verizon Communications Inc. consumer broadband customers, called Soapnetic.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Woo–Hah! Busta Rhymes gives colorful commentary on Ferrari 360 crash


**NOT SAFE FOR WORK**

Rapper/actor Busta Rhymes takes a moment and kills time with a video camera while cops process a crash involving a Ferrari 360 spyder that's encroached on buddy's crib. Hear Busta's colorful commentary on the other onlookers around him, a run-down of the contents of his own garage as he chats with his custom car shop guys, and even an altercation with the po-po. Who knew Busta moonlighted as a newscaster?

**NOT SAFE FOR WORK** unless you've got some headphones, but pretty darn funny.

MUSIC > Exclusive! The Eagle Has Landed


ARTISTSDIRECT.COM: The desert communities of Southern California are known for many things: Palm Springs golf, Joshua Tree National Park, the annual Coachella Music Festival, date shakes. Okay, maybe not that many things. But one thing they should be better known for is a vibrant underground rock scene, dating back to the '80s when local kids began dragging generators out into the middle of the desert and jamming for their friends. It was while hanging around that scene that two friends, Joshua "Baby Duck" Homme and Jesse "Boots Electric" Hughes, got the idea for what would become Eagles of Death Metal.

Jesse "the Devil" Hughes and Josh "Baby Duck" Homme are Eagles of Death Metal. And they're bad news.


Joshua -- the tall, redheaded one -- is better known for fronting another band called Queens of the Stone Age. But in EODM, he plays drums, produces, and just looks cool. Jesse -- the mustachioed, bespectacled one -- writes, plays guitar and sings lead vocals.

The band's first album, Peace Love Death Metal, applied the lo-fi, "generator party" sound to a set of tunes so trashy and ass-shaking they'd make Marc Bolan weep. It confused the hell out of fans looking for a Queens side project and delighted just about everyone else. Now the dynamic duo is back with a new album, Death by Sexy, that takes their raw, sleazy vibe to the next level. Just check out the video for "I Want You So Hard (Boy's Bad News)" for a taste of what the Eagles of Death Metal have in store for you this time around. And keep an eye out for the Jack Black and Dave Grohl cameos, too.

We caught up with Jesse during EODM's spring tour with The Strokes, and found out more about how this death-defying, rock 'n' roll boogie machine came into being.

AD: You guys are in the middle of a tour with the Strokes right now. How's that going?

Jesse: It's going amazingly well. We finally got to hang out with them last night on our bus and they're absolute sweethearts. It just can't suck, man. I think anyone who would sit around and complain about the kind of job we have would have to be a total prick.

How are the audiences reacting?

The Northeast was great, but once we hit the South it got better. Full-tilt boogie all the way. Last night in Atlanta, the crowd was out of control for us, it was awesome.

When did you first realize that you might be a rock god?

It was when the nuns first came to visit me in my crib...no, I'm just kidding. You know what, man? I never ever saw this coming. Ever.

Well then, what inspired you to play the style of music that you guys play?

It was a lot of isolation. When I wrote Peace, Love and Death Metal, I was going through a really ugly divorce and I was kind of broken-hearted and I was really feeling unsexy. And I was totally isolated. I mean, if I'd been around people to show me how to do it differently, I probably wouldn't have sounded [the same], but I was holed up in my bedroom going crazy. And I wanted to feel sexy, so I wrote songs that allowed me maximum posing potential in front of the mirror. So I'd record them into my computer so I could sing along with them and pose and feel sexy. Yeah, I know, it's outta control.

And because I was behaving so oddly, my mother was worried about me [and] called Joshua to come check on me. Joshua showed up at my house, heard the songs, asked me if I could finish enough for a full LP. I wrote basically the whole record in a week. Then he took me to Hollywood, we recorded the record, and I've never worked a square job since.

Well, I guess it's good your mom called Joshua to check on you.

It's absolutely true, man. No truer words were spoken than when I said I never could have seen this coming.

You and Joshua were friends from childhood, right?

Absolutely. I've know Baby Duck -- we call him Baby Duck -- for about 22 years.

How did you guys first meet?

It's kind of funny, Joshua's always been -- well, first off, he's the best friend I've ever had in the entire world. Honestly, one of the dearest persons in my life. Joshua's kind of like the cavalry for me. Whenever I get into trouble, which is often, I have to call in the cavalry. And I was getting beat up by a bully when I was, I dunno, thirteen? And Joshua stopped him.

That's something about him that's always been true his whole life. He's always been about 18 feet tall, you know what I mean? He's always been gargantuan. But instead of being a bully, he always has this very profound sense of justice. He hated seeing the bullies pick on anyone. Everyone always looked up to him. If people were saying something shitty, they'd often not want to say it in front of Josh. It's a really weird phenomenon. And I think that kind of set the pattern for his life. He's like the good shepherd to this whole gang. He is the captain of our motley gang.

The motley gang including a lot of bands [Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Fu Manchu] that have come out of the California desert scene.

Absolutely.

Did Joshua also inspire you to pick up a guitar or was that something that you did on your own?

Not specifically him. When we came up with the band name, we were in a VW van. It was the night of my bachelor party, after [the party]. We were all getting stoned in a van. And this friend of ours is obsessed with death metal, and he was always trying to get us to like death metal. So we were giving him a hard time. He'd put on a band and we were like, "Dude, this is pussy shit. Put on something really death metal." And then he'd put something else on and we were all like, "C'mon dude, this is wimp stuff." And then he put on this band called Vader and I went, "Dude, this isn't death metal. This is like the Eagles of death metal."

I was gonna ask you where the name came from.

And so the next day Josh came over and was like, "What would that sound like?" And I was like, "I dunno. I'll probably have to learn to play guitar to figure it out." And so then I learned to play guitar.

And when I was writing songs, a lot of times I was writing songs to take to Joshua to go, "Look what I did." It kind of challenges me. It's a great relationship in many respects. I wrote Death by Sexy in my bedroom, and then a couple of the songs, I wrote at Sound City while the Queens were recording their album. I was kind of holed up in the lounge. And I'd go listen to what they were doing and I was just blown away by it.

Everything that I write is something I've lived. So like, "Shasta Beast": I had just gotten a phone call from the mother of the 17-year-old girl I was with, telling me to get their daughter home. "Keep Your Head Up": I was with a bunch of dumb hookers at a whorehouse in Georgia, that we started calling "The Pointy Kitty" after the scene in The Simpsons where Ralph Wigham sees a rat take a key and goes, "Look, the pointy kitty took it." So we started calling these less than smart hookers the "Pointy Kitties." And thus "Keep Your Head Up," if you understand the meaning.

I'm not sure I do.

Blowjob, baby. Think blowjob.

Gotcha.

And the lyric on that is, "Pointy kitty, won't you give us some play/We'll show you secrets and you know we're gonna pay." It's not exactly rocket science, but you can dance to it.

So long as we're talking about song meanings, I have to ask what the story is behind "The Ballad of Queen Bee and Baby Duck." And I guess you've already revealed that Joshua is "Baby Duck," so maybe you can tell us how he got that name.

Joshua is Baby Duck and Brody [Dalle] is Queen Bee. And Joshua looks like a big-ass baby duck.

And is that Brody doing the female vocal on that track?

Yeah, Brody and Wendy Fowler, comprising our answer to the Marvelettes, the Eaglettes. Those two together [Joshua and Brody] have been there for me through a lot of weird shit -- without going into a lot of details. In the rock world, in the Hollywood world in general, it's very rare to find yourself in the company of people you can really, truly call your dear friends. They're the two people in particular that have been there for me through some of the hardest shit I've ever gone through in my life. Drug addiction, divorce, custody battles, all kinds of stuff. And they are truly in love with each other. It's a very sweet relationship. Just being in the room with those two watching them, you're like, "Aww." It's like a Hallmark moment every fucking fifteen seconds. Enough to make you wanna vomit day-glo, but at the same time it's very sweet and wonderful.

So Queens were getting ready to open for The Cramps at the Hollywood Bowl, and I was going to see them, and I thought, "Oh my god, I love their love so much. I would love to write them a fairy tale story." And I'm weird, so it came out that way.

You guys are playing Coachella at the end of April. Is this the first time you're gonna be playing there?

Very first time. And for me, it's super-exciting, because baby, that's where I came from.

It's like home-field advantage for you.

And it's also like local boy makes good. My mom's gonna be there. And then a lot of the girls I could never, ever even think about getting naked in high school -- at all -- are probably gonna be there and it's gonna be Jesse's Great Revenge.

And are you gonna be getting some of them naked backstage this time?

I'm gonna be getting them naked anywhere they go. I believe that artistic nudity is something that should take place anytime, anywhere. I'm not talking about pornography. I'm talking about artistic nakedness and all of the acts that go along with it.

And preferably at an Eagles of Death Metal show?

Baby, that's what Eagles of Death Metal are all about. Eagles of Death Metal live to make Little Richard proud, first and foremost. Secondly, they live to make lil ol' baby girls shake their asses as hard as they can. Cuz that's what rock 'n' roll is about. Rock 'n' roll's not about how amazing the bass solo is. Or hanging out with a bunch of white kids who can't dance and haven't taken a bath and stink of patchouli. That's not fucking rock 'n' roll. Or a big boy party where it's a bunch of sweaty dudes bobbing their heads back and forth, like at a Slipknot show. It's not fun, man. Rock 'n' roll forgot about ladies. The sweet baby girls are what inspired rock 'n' roll in the first place. It took girls to inspire a very gay Little Richard to sing about them. I mean, that's amazing.

To sing about them and to make them dance.

That's right. In fact, Little Richard is the epitome of death metal to me because when that son-of-a-bitch showed up, he was as tooty-fruity as they came, in a pink suit and silk slippers, and they still burned his records in fear.

Eagles of Death Metal's latest album, Death By Sexy, is available now in the ARTISTdirect Store.

MUSIC > Apple moves into concert promotion

APPLE BLOG: Apple Computer has begun promoting rock concerts as part of a partnership with Ticketmaster and Warner Bros. Records.

Fans of the Red Hot Chili Peppers who pre-order the band's new album will receive a code that can be used to buy tickets to see the group live in concert, the companies announced Tuesday.
Tickets to the band's upcoming North American concert tour, as well as the $19.90, album go on sale May 9.

The general public won't be able to buy concert tickets until May 13.

Apple, which turned 30 on April 1, continues to flex its music muscle, built mostly through the sale of 45 million iPods, the company's ubiquitous digital music player. The company's music download store, iTunes, has also sold more than a billion songs.

CARS > Noble M15 official pics and details


WORLDCARFANS.COM: Noble’s new, more mature supercar, the M15, has officially debuted in Europe and WorldCarFans has all the official pics and press release up. Turns out the super coupe looks a little different than the pic we lifted from Top Gear yesterday. It looks to be one mean mama-jama that improves on its predecessor in every way, particularly in luxury and livability. The M15 is still a Noble, and as such will generate time-shifting amounts of thrust by combining its 455-bhp, 3.0L twin-turbo six with a curb weight of around 2,645 lbs. Sixty will be hit in less than 3.3 seconds and Noble geared down the car for acceleration so its top speed will be about 185 mph, though with different ratios Noble claims it would easily crack a pair of Franklins.

MUSIC > Massive Attack Box Their Trip-Hop


ROLLINGSTONE.COM: "It's difficult looking back," says Robert "3D" Del Naja of Bristol, England, trip-hop pioneers Massive Attack. "You should put a best-of out at the end of your career -- but you never know when it's going to end." But 3D has pulled it off, finally assembling a greatest-hits compilation, Collected, due this Tuesday.

Collected pulls from Massive Attack's sixteen-year career with four albums: 1991's Blue Lines, 1994's Protection, 1998's Mezzanine and 2003's 100th Window. Their soundtrack work is also featured, including songs from Blade II, as well as previously unreleased material and rarities.

Stretching over two discs, Collected also features a DVD component of every video the group has made. "It gives us the opportunity to expose stuff that's been long on the shelf," says Del Naja. "The whole process of putting this together has been about the new things: the artwork, the videos, the tour."

Looking forward, there is one entirely new track on the compilation: "Live With Me," with Terry Callier on vocals. The orchestral and jazzy song was initially written for a soundtrack to a film that was never released. Its video was directed by Jonathan Glazer (Sexy Beast), a longtime collaborator. Other Massive Attack cohorts make appearances on the set, including Elizabeth Fraser (Cocteau Twins) and Horace Andy.

Fraser and Andy also guest on the trio's upcoming 2007 studio album, which will feature extensive co-writing with TV on the Radio's David Sitek and Mike Patton (Faith No More). Del Naja and the other active member of Massive Attack, Grant "Daddy G" Marshall (who was absent from the last record), have never had a writing relationship. Instead, they work individually and come together once they have an almost finished product. For their latest effort, Del Naja is working with Neil Davidge, who produced their last two albums, while Marshall is working with production group the Robot Club.

"It's been exciting to force everyone's ideas in the same place and see what mess you can make," says Del Naja. "But after you've been working with people for so long, maybe your personalities will make all the mess and the music won't be interesting at all. When you get to know someone so well, it's difficult to surprise each other or do things the other person doesn't know about already."

As for what will change this time around, Marshall adds, "I'm trying to put right what I didn't agree with on the last album. Massive Attack has always been this multicultural project with a multicultural view on sound. I want to readdress that. I'm putting a bit more soul back into it, trying to even up the balance."

MUSIC > Pharrell Collaborating With Velvet Revolver


BILLBOARD.COM: Despite rumors that Velvet Revolver members Slash and Duff McKagan will rejoin Guns N' Roses for a summer tour, the group is actually at work on its sophomore RCA album with an unlikely collaborator: uber hip-hop producer Pharrell Williams.

Williams is also working with Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland on a song titled "Happy," which will likely appear on Weiland's second solo album. Williams confirmed the projects with Billboard.com but did not reveal additional details.

"With the first record, it was kind of a feeling out process on a technical level," Weiland told Billboard.com in December. "We were sort of bonded by blood in a sense, because we'd gone through very similar circumstances. On this record, I have a real concept in mind. Because of that, it will be a very album-oriented record instead of a singles-driven record."

As for Williams, there's still no word on when his long-delayed Interscope solo debut, "In My Mind," will be released. According to a spokesperson, the artist is still working on the album.

Without giving away specifics, Williams did tell Billboard.com he plans to hit the studio in the coming weeks with Slim Thug, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Nas and Ludacris.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

MUSIC > Bronfman's Warner Music remix


CNNMONEY.COM: CEO Edgar Bronfman's effort to adapt a storied label for the digital age could provide a blueprint for the salvation of the recording industry.

The lights were dim. Scented white candles guttered and glowed, arrayed around a towering arrangement of white flowers that were themselves encircled by chairs draped in white linens. Madonna was in the house.

The house in this instance was a conference room at the New York headquarters of Warner Music Group (Research) last June, and despite the efforts to set the mood, the vibe was anything but relaxed. CEO Edgar Bronfman Jr. and a handful of top Warner executives had gathered to hear Madonna's as-yet-unreleased album, Confessions on a Dance Floor.

Bronfman was particularly edgy; Madonna's last record had bombed, and the onetime undisputed diva, now 47 years old, seemed perilously poised between one last shot at clawing back into the limelight or sliding further into faded stardom -- and, more to the point for Warner, commercial oblivion.

Yet as he listened, Bronfman was relieved, then thrilled. Track after track sounded like classic Madonna, the kind of music that had made her a global superstar, selling roughly 200 million albums for Warner over her career. When the CD ended, Bronfman stood up, turned to Madonna, and said, "You are our queen."

Digital strategy

The moment was more than the beginning of one pop luminary's comeback. It may ultimately be looked back on as the moment when the recording industry, so baffled for so long by all things digital, started to get its own act together. With Confessions, Bronfman and his lieutenants decided put an entirely new way of selling music to the test. It involved not just traditional marketing -- most notably a campaign with Motorola (Research) to promote the Rokr phone -- but also a string of digital firsts.

Warner teamed up with France Telecom and other carriers to release a ringtone of the single "Hung Up" a month before the song was released. The impact was swift: In France, for instance, so many fans downloaded the 20-second tune to their phones that DJs, unable to get their hands on the CD itself, began broadcasting the ringtone on radio. The ringtone release also helped draw in a younger audience.

Then, instead of releasing the entire album at once, Warner let France Telecom's Internet customers and iTunes users download the single if they preordered the album. It also sold the single along with a video and, with the official release of the album last November, offered a digital dance-mix version in which all the tracks blend together.

The upshot? All variations of Madonna's release jumped to the top of the charts -- in the physical world as well as the digital. Remarkably, this happened as Confessions got less than half as much radio play as releases from other top artists, according to Warner research. Even more encouraging for Warner was that many fans paid $3 extra to download the video from iTunes along with the album. Now, just four months after its release, Confessions has sold more than 7 million CDs worldwide, generating by analysts' estimates roughly $100 million for Warner-and that doesn't include the tens of millions in additional revenues from digital downloads.

Confessions wouldn't be such a smash if Madonna hadn't once again created something that connected with a global audience. But the clever ways in which Warner has exploited digital possibilities have established the company as a leader in aggressively rethinking the music industry and have laid out the beginnings of a blueprint for how the entire business may save itself from oblivion in the iPod age.

Abandoning CDs

The industry's overall sales continue to sag as consumers abandon traditional CDs for the mix-and-burn digital world, and Warner is no exception: Its first-fiscal-quarter revenues were off 4 percent. But Warner has captured an outsize portion of the growing digital pie, commanding 17 percent of the CD market in the United States, but an almost 23 percent share of the sale of digital albums. EMI, with 10 percent of the U.S. digital-album market, is the only other major to have a greater digital presence than physical.

Moreover, while Warner's digital revenues are still modest -- $69 million in the first quarter -- digital is by far the fastest-growing aspect of its business, up 30 percent from the fourth quarter. By 2010, some analysts estimate, Warner's digital efforts should generate roughly $1.4 billion a year and make up about a third of the company's revenues.

"Edgar is willing to experiment and not to be tied to old rules," says longtime friend and former colleague Barry Diller, CEO of IAC/ Interactive (Research). "He took a company most people thought was going to lose its entire base and has rebuilt it brick by brick."

Warner's quest to conquer the digital world still faces any number of threats, from heavyweight rivals to quirks in consumer taste to music pirates. But, for the moment, Bronfman appears to have succeeded in infusing an encrusted organization with new entrepreneurial zeal and creativity, and his progress has the makings of an impressive corporate turnaround -- and an equally impressive personal one.

Bronfman has been a controversial figure in American business, and when he put together a group of investors to buy the business from Time Warner (Research) in 2003 for $2.6 billion, it was widely derided as a here-he-goes-again move. Bronfman was still stinging from his last big gamble when, at the height of the dotcom bubble, he sold the family business, Seagram, in exchange for a large stake of what became Vivendi Universal (Research). The deal quickly soured, the Vivendi stake lost billions in value, and Bronfman's efforts to buy back some of the assets, including his prized Universal Music, failed.

If he can transform Warner into a digital power, what he likes to call a "music-based content company," Bronfman, now 50, will have remade a checkered record as a strategist and manager.

The flip side, of course, is that if he fails, both Warner and Bronfman's reputation as a businessman will simply fade out.

This is an excerpt from a story in the April issue of Business 2.0. To read the complete story, click here.

CARS > Noble announced new M15 supercar


As one who has ridden shotgun in a Noble M12 around Mid-Ohio Raceway, I can tell you this brand knows how to bake white-knuckle, on-the-edge driving dynamics into every car it produces. According to Top Gear, the new Noble M15 that just debuted across the pond will take Noble’s recipe for fun to a new level. Featuring the same twin-turbo, 3.0L V6 producing 455 bhp that debuted in the M14 concept last year, the M15 might be crowned Britain’s baddest supercar. The engine is now mounted longitudinally and hooked up to a brand new gearbox packing six speeds for lunch.

TELEVISION > 'CSI: Miami' rockets Caruso to worldwide fame


REUTERS: CANNES (Hollywood Reporter) - Twelve years after his ill-fated departure from "NYPD Blue," David Caruso can now claim to be one of the biggest Hollywood stars in the world.

His sun-drenched crime drama "CSI: Miami" is a ratings smash from Berlin to Bogota, from Paris to Pretoria. Outside the United States, "CSI: Miami" tops "Lost," "Desperate Housewives" and even the original "CSI" to rank as the most-watched U.S. series around the world.

"In a funny way, we are more resonant in the foreign markets than we are domestically," Caruso, 50, said in an interview at the MIPTV market, where producers sell their wares to foreign TV stations. "That's why I think it is very important to come and connect with the journalists here and viewers here because our relationship with the larger landscape is here."

Indeed, "CSI: Miami" ranks No. 12 so far this season among U.S. viewers aged 18-49, according to Nielsen Media Research. ("American Idol" takes the top two spots, followed by "Desperate Housewives," "Grey's Anatomy" and "CSI.") The drama is currently in its fourth season.

Germany, Europe's largest TV market, provides a typical example of how the "CSI: Miami" machine has conquered foreign lands. The show launched to record ratings on cable channel Vox in 2004 before being nabbed by Vox parent channel, and market leader, RTL. "CSI: Miami" is now the No. 1 series in Germany.

Caruso said he is no longer chasing a dream of a film career -- the reason for his sudden departure from "NYPD Blue" in 1994 -- and that he would be happy to still be doing "CSI: Miami" in five or 10 years time.

"I think I found my niche," Caruso said. "You say, well, you'll be on the show for another five years. I don't see it that way. I see it like, well, I get a chance to do my job for as long as they let me on this show: the daily pursuit of the scene. And that's what I got into this business for in the first place."

Monday, April 03, 2006

MOVIES > DVD Companies That Rock, Part 1


CINEMATICAL.COM: There's a disease called Criterionism, and it affects a shockingly large number of film nerds. Symptoms include but are not limited to: an obsession with foreign films; a knee-jerk tendency to blindly buy anything released by the Criterion Collection; a desperate need to know whether Jon Mulvaney actually exists. As a suffer myself (Hell, I used to help run a forum devoted to the label.), I have tremendous sympathy for the other people around the world who are late on rent and eat nothing but ramen because they've spent all of their money on those damn Criterion disc. For those of you unfamiliar with the label, the Criterion Collection is one of the best specialty DVD companies in the world, known for their attention to detail and willingness to release movies that are unlikely to make a profit simply because they feel the films need to be available. Yes, I love them.I bring this up today because I just read an incredible article detailing the work that went into the creation of Criterion's definitive disc of Orson Welles' Mr. Arkadin. If you're interested at all in classic film, video restoration, or DVD production, go read it - it's mind-blowing, even to some like myself, who knows nothing about the technical side of DVDs. And the next time you watch a carelessly made DVD, or one that has obviously been rushed into production, remember that companies still exist that travel the world tracking down prints, and actually push release dates back (sometimes years back) in order to improve their product.

DIGITAL > Download-only track hits number one - The death knell for CD singles?

THE REGISTER: Gnarls Barkley track 'Crazy' has become the first song to top the hit parade without a record being sold. The duo's melting pot brand of paranoid soul-pop hip-hop dance-slop shifted 31,000 legal downloads last week, and was crowned top of the pops by the Official UK Chart Company on Sunday. The CD hits shops today.

Downloads are now factored into the countdown because of increasingly weedy CD single sales.

Gnarls Barkley is a collaboration between Gorillaz producer Danger Mouse and RnB chanteur Cee-Lo. Their website offers this summation of their revolutionary jibber-creedo: "You are the best. You are the worst. You are average. Your love is a part of you...You must realize that hate is but a crime-ridden subdivision of love. You must reclaim what you never lost. You must take leave of your sanity, and yet be fully responsible for your actions." Riiight.

The debut single's success has also meant a boon in Google click-through for any website containing 'narls', 'berkeley', 'knarls', or 'berkley', thanks to the camera-shy neologist's wacky monicker.

The next highest new entry was Pope of Mope Morrissey's latest innuendo-heavy gripe, 'You have killed me', which slid in at number three.

DIGITAL > Hollywood goes online with film downloads

FT.COM: Hollywood’s largest studios will on Monday offer consumers the ability to download and own films from the internet on the same day that they are released on DVD, marking a milestone in the industry’s embrace of digital distribution.

The service is being launched by Movielink, an online joint venture formed in 2002 by MGM Studios, Paramount Pictures, Sony Pictures Entertainment, Universal Studios and Warner Brothers. The company has been slow to gain momentum because it traditionally received films 30 to 60 days after they were released on DVD, and could only rent them to customers on a temporary basis.

The founding studios, along with 20th Century Fox, have agreed to adapt the service so that customers will be able to buy the films and store them on a hard-drive. The films, including such recent hits as King Kong and Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire, can be transferred to two additional personal computers. They can also be copied on to a back-up disc, although it will not be compatible with DVD players.

“It’s an important milestone,” said Rick Finkelstein, president and chief operating officer of Universal Pictures, whose film Brokeback Mountain will be the first to appear on Movielink and in DVD format on Tuesday.

Digital distribution has long held appeal for Hollywood. It could supply higher margins than DVD sales since there is no cost of transport and stockpiling.

However, the studios have been reluctant to release their best products to on-demand services in a timely manner for fear of damaging relations with retail partners, such as Wal-Mart and Tesco, which they rely on to sell DVDs. There are also concerns about piracy.

That reluctance appears to have dropped amid the popularity of services such as Apple’s iTunes online music store and the emergence of new “digital rights management” software to hinder pirates. The new service represents a potential coup for Microsoft. Its Windows Media format will be the technical standard for Movielink.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

MOVIES > Brick (QuickTime Trailer)

MUSIC > JAZZ: Jazz Saxophonist Jackie McLean Dies at 73


AP: Jazz saxophonist Jackie McLean, a performer and teacher who played with legendary musicians including Miles Davis and Sonny Rollins, died Friday. He was 73.

McLean, a contemporary of some of the 20th century's most famed jazz musicians, died at his Hartford home after a long illness, family members told The Hartford Courant.
McLean was founder and artistic director of the Jackie McLean Institute of Jazz at the University of Hartford's Hartt School.

He and his wife, actress Dollie McLean, also founded the Artists Collective, a community center and fine arts school primarily for troubled youth in inner city Hartford.

University President Walter Harrison said that despite his many musical accomplishments, McLean was a modest man whose connections with his students lasted for decades after they left his classroom.

"He fully understood the way that jazz as an art should be passed down to students," Harrison said. "He saw his role as bringing jazz from the 1950s and '60s and handing it down to artists of today."

McLean, a native of Harlem in New York City, grew up in a musical family, his father playing guitar in Tiny Bradshaw's band. McLean took up the soprano saxophone as a teen and quickly switched to the alto saxophone, inspired by his godfather's performances in a church choir, he told WBGO-FM in Newark, N.J., in an interview in 2004.

McLean went on to play with his friend Rollins under the tutelage of pianist Bud Powell, and was 19 when he first recorded with Miles Davis.

He drew wide attention with his 1959 debut on Blue Note Records, "Jackie's Bag," one of dozens of albums he recorded in the hard-bop and free jazz styles.

He also played with Charles Mingus and Art Blakey's Jazz Messengers, experiences that he credited with helping him find his own style as he tried to emulate the famed Charlie "Bird" Parker.

"I never really sounded like Bird, but that was my mission," McLean said in the radio interview. "I didn't care if people said that I copied him; I loved Bird's playing so much. But Mingus was the one that really pushed me away from the idea and forced me into thinking about having an individual sound and concept."

After Blue Note terminated his recording contract in 1968, McLean began teaching at the University of Hartford. McLean taught jazz, African-American music, and African-American history and culture. He received an American Jazz Masters fellowship from the National Endowment for the Arts in 2001, and toured the world as an educator and performer.
McLean, a heroin addict during his early career, also lectured on drug addiction research.